What If...
every Princess was Trump?
Previous ChapterNext ChapterTrump and Trump sat upon the ultimate throne of super-Trumpiness, sipping their tea and calling out the "fake news" in all their might.
Meanwhile, in ~~Ponyville~~, New Trumperton, Trump once again verbally assaulted his personal ~~slave~~ assistant and acquaintance, Spike.
And in the Crystal Empire, Trump and his freshly renamed husband, Shining Gold, bickered over whether or not to build a wall to keep the snow out.
Oh yes, and little baby Trumpy Heart was gurgling about approval ratings.
Just a normal day in ~~Equestria~~ Trump Rumpertonsville.