Author's Note

The king has arrived. All hail Horseus King of Horses!

Applejack was a jacked apple?

"DESTROY." Sweetie Giraffe boomed. She raised a hoof above Sweet Apple Acres. "TOO SMOL."

"NO DESTROY." Apple Jacked punched the ground with enough force to propel herself upward. Her sheer force of will held her in the air--no magic needed. "YOU IS MAYBE TALL. BUT I IS STRONK."

"STRONK YES. I SEE YOU IS STRONK. SWEETIE GIRAFFE RESPECT STRONK. NO DESTROY."

Sweetie Giraffe stomped off to incinerate some other poor sap's house instead, leaving Sweet Apple Acres safe for another day.