"An' in the end... there will be apples." Applejack grinned menacingly as the last of Canterlot Castle crumbled away. "There will only be apples."

She fired another apple from her cannon. It splattered on Celestia's face.

"Appul hoers, could you please step away from my sandcastle?"

"No."

"Plea--"

Celestia proceeded to be obliterated by an armor-piercing shell.

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