Author's Note

Zapper Frost will zap your frost.

all of MLP was just a ploy by Twilight to hypnotise people into giving her money so she could buy more books?

"My little pony, my little pony, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA--"

The screen flickered for a split second.

"You will donate money to the Twilight Sparkle book fund..."

The screen flickered again with the intensity of a flashbang. Suddenly, you felt like donating money to the Twilight Sparkle book fund.

~~pay ur book taxes or twilight gonna come for you~~