Author's Note

GodzillaSpino fuels my sleep deprivation demons.

Equestria suddenly collapsed into itself trying to grasp modern scientific concepts?

"Knock knock."

Celestia opened the door.

"Wait, that's not how it's supposed to work!" Pinkie sputtered. "Uhhhhh, quantum physics!"

Equestria proceeded to implode. Now this chapter no longer has a clickbait title.