Author's Note

Why are you like this, Starlight Glimmer1?

Have an Ask Sweetie Giraffe feature with your chapter. :P

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world peace was achieved because Celestia farted?

"Ew, what's that smell?"

And that's how every war in the world ended, every starving child fed, every flood dried and drought hydrated, ~~billionaire bank accounts dissolved~~ and worldly mortal issue resolved.

Celestia stared at the half-eaten can of beans, and began to reach her spoon for another hefty scoop.