Author's Note

Level Dasher gave Izzy a glitter bottle. We are doomed.

Izzy bedazzled everyone's faces?

"You get sparkles, and you get sparkles!" Izzy slung the bottle of glitter at everyone she walked past. "You all get sparkles!"

And so the Mare of the Glitter marched onward, leaving her blinded trail of victims screaming about glitter in their eyes.

Oops.