Author's Note

An absolute blast from the past from lunarderpy1! (You'll have to look waaaaaaaaay back in the comments for this suggestion lol.)

pinkie had a pandoras box or something similar?

"Pinkie, don't open it!"

Pinkie continued shaking the box. "Whaaaaat? I got this off of Amarezon! This is my new party cannon!"

Twilight watched with absolute dread as Pinkie opened the box. Nothing happened except for a brand-new party cannon being pulled out the top. I'm pretty sure it counts as a firearm. Hey, isn't that illegal to ship like that?

"And now for my next box!" Pinkie kicked the empty box aside.

"WAIT THERE'S ANOTHE--"

Lighting flashed overhead as Pinkie tore the top off Pandora's box, unleashing chaos unseen in many millennia...

The Discord plushie flopped face-first onto the floor.