Author's Note

Starlight Glimmer1 is vibin'.

the cake Celestia bought was a lie?

"HERESY!" Celestia screeched as she barreled through the aisles. "ALL OF YOU. HERETICS."

"Prince--" one pony raised a hoof before being vaporized using the power of the sun.

"YOU." The Sun Princess seethed, grinding her hooves into the counter of Portal Bakery. "YOUUUUUUUU... little..."

It is said that the solar flare that erupted from the bakery that day frightened extraterrestrials within a 100 light-year radius.