Author's Note

amf studios is responsible for all potential damages and/or loss of property (eg. brain cells) resulting from reading this chapter.

someone tried to assinate rainbow dash... with a rubber ducky.

"I'm going to ~~assinate~~ you!" someone shouted as they threw a rubber duck at Rainbow Dash.

"No swears!" Pinkie bonked someone with a squeaky hammer.

And because this is a rated-E story, Rainbow proceeded to get turned into a donkey when the duck hit her. Pinkie walked away satisfied because this chapter now does not contain swears I think.

Rainbow Dash has been successfully assinated.