Author's Note

GodzillaSpino is based.

the real reason Fluttershy married the cabbage instead of Discord was because he was unbased and had skill issues?

"I'm sorry, Discord, but I've met a real man." Fluttershy turned away from Discord. "One that's based and skilled."

She proceeded to passionately kiss a cabbage.

"Y-you're saying I'm unbased and have skill issues?" Discord's eyes began to water. "Am I really that cringe?"

"Yes." Fluttershy boomed. "So unbased. Very cringe."

Discord screamed. It was cringe. Like him.