Author's Note

Seriously, I didn't expect to hit 100 today. On top of that, I've got some over-the-weekend homework for world history, a story I'm rewriting, a sibling's birthday party tomorrow, and a crapton of other things piled up at once.

This is partially why I like weekdays more than weekends.

The author happened to have a huge buttload of things to do at once and began panicking because he didn't finish the 100 follower special in time yet and at the same time had to draw a freehand map of china for an assignment?

"DERP" a stick cried, hitting Derpy square between the eyes.

Suddenly, Derpy became the stick-alicorn, with the power of long, brown, stick-y objects at her full control.

She promptly took over Equestria, because nopony likes getting hit endlessly with a tree branch.