Author's Note

Horseus King of Horses has sentenced you to tartar sauce.

i'm tired of living through all these historic events.

tartar sauce was the punishment in Tartarus?

"TO THE TARTAR PITS WITH YOU!" pony devil, AKA Sweetie Giraffe clone #69420 boomed. "FOR EACH OF YOUR CRIMES, ANOTHER BUCKET OF TARTAR SAUCE SHALL BE ADDED."

"Oh, golly, oh no!" Cozy Glow gasped. "Not the tartar sauce!"

"TARTAR SAUCE." Sweetie Giraffe boomed as the Tartar Pit began to fill with sauce. "FOREVER."