Author's Note

BezierBallad... is gonna steal... THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!

the explosion sent the whale to the moon?

Big friendly whale landed with a thud on the surface of the moon. "Yowch." said the whale.

"Ouch." said the moon.

"HUZZAH, A FRIEND!" Princess Moon Moon of House Moon bellowed, stomping up to the big friendly whale in her elephant boots while driving a forklift. "WELCOME TO MOON MART MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER?"

"Uhhhhhh pOTaTo..." the whale scratched its chin. "Large fries, three medium cokes, and an extra-large vat of mayonnaise."

"Is Crystal Pepsi okay?"

"No."

"Oh okay."