Author's Note

Little did The Spy of the Tiger know, Equestria's physics engine has been broken all along!

Equestria updated its physics engine?

"Patch number 42069..." Celestia scrolled through the changelog as she stifled a yawn. "Fixes tape dispensers spontaneously combusting... parasprite duplication glitch..."

She yawned again. "Un...leash... sun... from..."

She passed out on the keyboard, unintentionally agreeing to start the update.

"Spike!" Twilight slammed face-first into the door, but it didn't open. "Spike! There's something terribly wrong!"

Spike flipped a page, ignoring Twilight's failed attempts to slam the door open.