Author's Note

Scyphi is responsible for this madness.

While daily chapters probably aren't gonna resume now that fall semester's in session, I think a month-long break is plenty enough :V

Scootaloot read the fine print and found a loophole out of that contract?

"No, it can't be!" Scootaloo tore the contract she'd signed out of Lightning Duwust's hooves.

"Oh it shuwu is!" Lightning Duwust cheered, leaning closer to Scoots.

"Bingo!" Scootaloo pointed her hoof at a line on the contract. "It says right here that because I didn't start using uwuspeak after signing, that I am the stronger of will, and therefore the contract is rendered void!"

Lightning Duwust gasped.

"--And not only that, but it means that you are a failure of a recruiter."

Lightning Dust screeched as the UwU was exorcised from her body.

Unfortunately, it decided to possess Scootaloo next.

Er... Scootuwu.