Author's Note

By the power vested in Horseus King of Horses, Rainbow Dash hereby is crowned Empress of Equestria!

Rainbow Dash took over Equestria with her DNA test?

"Say it. Again."

"Y-you're..." Celestia sniffed. "A-awesome?"

"No!" Rainbow Dash thumped her Twilicane against the floor. "You know what I want to hear."

"You're... twenty percent cooler than I."

"Yessss. Excellent."