Author's Note

PRAISE BE UNTO ZOEY

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ONE BEAUTIFUL, ABSOLUTELY STUNNING, EXTRAVAGANT DAY OF BEAUTY.

HORSE. GIRL.

"HI MY NAME IS TWILIME SPARKY." TWILIME SPARKY SHOUTED BECAUSE SHE IS TWILIGHT BUT GREEN.

"HI IM ZOEY!!!!!1!!11!!!111!!1!" ZOEY ZOEY'D.

AND THEN EQUESTRIA GO BOOM. BECAUSE IT HASN'T GONE BOOM IN A LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG TIME.