Author's Note

Starlight Glimmer1 found the ultimate glue.

Tall Pipp and Sweetie Giraffe fused into one being?

"By Celestia," Celestia lowered her sunglasses, peering up at the double-tall... thing that loomed taller than even the multiverse itself. "What are you?"

An eye laser of pure knee-stealing energy obliterated her into nothingness.