My Wondrous Life

"Ah... 2056... The perfect year of this world, no wars, no famine, no crime..." The teenage Felman said as he was walking back to his home after a long day of school.

Both of his hands resting behind his head, touching his shiny blue, shoulder length hair while sighing. "Any interesting news? Crime and the like?" He said as he gets his communicator and opens it, the built-in browser comes up instantly as it displays the news... Nothing changed.

He sags a little bit and sighs. "I guess that's good news since no one died today... But still, no excitement anymore." He then looks at his Phone's battery, it was still 99%. "Thank the science genius who figured out extremely long battery-life." He then shrugged and turns his phone on stand-by and puts it back in his messenger bag.

His emerald-green eyes wandered around the area and leans his back on a nearby tree. "Maybe if I witness a crime, I can finally put my fists to the test." He said as he wanted to get ready in case something like that happens.

He waited and waited... But nothing came to him nor to the people around him, he groans and punches a tree in irritation. "Goddammit!" He curses and something conks him on the head, he lets out a cry of pain and turns around and goes into his stance quickly. "Who the--!" He looks around and no-one was there, his eyes wander from side to side and even turns his head to look behind him... No one.

As his confusion grew, he spotted something on the floor next to where he was standing. "Huh?" It was an orb that was glowing white, not like a light-bulb. This felt too natural of a glow...

Curiouser and curiouser, he picked up the orb and stared at it. All he saw was a weird marking depicting a beard and a magic wand. "The hell kind of marking is--" He didn't finish his sentence as he continued to stare, he lifts it up into the air.

Lining his orb to the setting sun, it's intensity grew until it became blinding. "Agh!" He yells as the orb emits a sound of something building up. "Whoa, what the!!" He wanted to let go and run, but it was grasping onto him. "AH! SOMEONE! HELP ME!!" He shouts out, alerting some of the populace nearby.

Due to the time of peace, all the civilians were too scared to help a person in need. "PLEA--!" Before he could finish his sentence, he was engulfed into a bright light and disappeared, much to everyone's shock.

In Canterlot, Princess Celestia was finishing day court. "Yes, I understand your plea, my little pony." She smiles. "Extra funding for the orphanage sounds like a grand idea."

The pony in question smiled and bowed. "Thank you, Princess! We need the funding for extra play equipment for the children and clothing." She was very grateful to the large alicorn.

Celestia nods and smiles. "Of course, will that be all then?" She asks in which the mare nods and bows. "Yes, thank you again, your majesty!" Celestia giggled. "It's not a problem, if there is one however, let me or my sister know, okay?" She said in a motherly tone.

The mare nods and trots out excitedly, leaving Celestia to finish the day court, finally alone to her devices as she heads back to her private quarters. She smiles and pops her stiff joints and sighs in relief. "Much better." She says to herself before noticing a surge of magic somewhere. "!.. What in the world?" She says to herself before her eyes widen. "St-Starswirl? Is that really you, old friend?!"

The light shines around the area of a hill for a few seconds before retracting back into the orb, the teenager on the floor groans before getting hit in the head by the floating orb again, letting out a yelp of pain.

On the bright side it woke him up quicker and looks at the orb with pain-stricken tears in his eyes. "Listen here, asshole! I'm sick of you hitting me, got me!?" He shouted at the orb, knowing that it won't answer back to him, he sighs and rubs his poor head. "Thank Tria I don't have a concussion..." He said as he then took a look around. "Where am I?"

He got back onto his feet and dusts himself off, he sighs as he finishes. "Mom's gonna kill me..." He said to himself while looking around. "...Wait, this isn't my home..." He looks at the orb. "Was that some kind of Teleportation orb or something?" His mind grows curious as he took note of a village not far from here. "Interesting."

He picks up the orb and puts it in his bag, he then looks towards the town. "Best introduce myself, I guess." He walks onward down the hill and eventually steps foot into the town.

What happened next was enough to surprise him. "...Wh-.." He sputtered out as he saw horses, no... That doesn't sound right, ponies? Maybe... Look, the problem is: They're speaking to themselves! And they are doing normal everyday life as a human or Felman would!

He shook his head from the shock and started walking into the middle of the plaza, and instantly he felt like he shouldn't have done that, they were all staring at him with wide eyes, some with curiosity, some with absolute fear.

He puts his hands up and smiles sheepishly, hopefully to show he comes in peace. However, something different happened. "AHH! IT'S A MONSTER! RUUUUN!" A little filly said, all of them ran for it and high tailed it out of there, leaving the poor Felman alone with a new sheepish look. "Eh?" He then scratched the back of his head. "That didn't go so well."

"Come on, Kyo... Think, think..." He said, finally naming himself to introduce... To no one in particular. Kyo had an idea, he opened his bag and takes out his communicator. "My trusty friend, what news do you have for me?" He switches the button on and blinks at what was on the screen. "NO COVERAGE" it said.

Kyo sighed and shrugged. "Whatever..." He then bags his communicator, but upon doing so... A thought just came to him. "...Wait, ponies who can talk... Unicorns and Pegasi alike... No other human or Felman in the area. A cartoonish look around me, but it's all real... Where the hell am I? Am I... on another world?" He then sighs. "Crap."

His thoughts were cut short when he had to dodge a beam. "Whoa!" He quickly looked at the culprit responsible and saw a beautiful lavender unicorn with wings... Wait what?

"What are you?! What are your intentions here?!" She shouts at Kyo with a readied stance, her horn charging up.. Wait what?

He puts his hands up. "Whoa, whoa, wait, wait!" He shouts quickly, but as he did so, a beam hit him square in the chest. "Oof!" He lands on his back and groans.

That tears it... If he's not gonna communicate with words...

He gets up onto his feet and pants. "That's impossible, that should have knocked you clean out!" The unicorn with wings said.

Kyo gave no answer, instead, he took his bag off and drops it beside him and gets into a martial arts stance. His subconscious heavily suggesting that it's a suicidal idea for two reasons.

'**1.* You could get killed from this unicorn with her ... Magic.*'

'**2.* You could go to jail or get executed for attacking the citizens of a probably peaceful race, and this is all a misunderstanding.*'

But Kyo ignores silly little things like that, he will talk with his fists if communication fails-- Why did everything go to black?

Oh... He fell unconscious... Well then.

'Nice knowing ya, brain.' He said towards his mind, while his mind chants. 'I told ya so.' over and over again.

Gotta love my life...