Random Life (Book Thing 1)

by PandaVoltz

What?

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Chapter 7:

What?

When I finally could see again, I notice that I’m standing, and speaking. But it wasn’t my voice, it sounded demonic, raspy, and almost as if multiple voices were speaking at the same time. “My name is Jon as this mortal calls me. The mortal whom you call Corbin is no longer in control for the time being.” I tried to move but I couldn’t feel my body, I could only move my eyes. I looked around the room and found myself staring straight at Luna, ”Don’t hurt her, I’ll find a way to kill you even if you’re in my head Jon!.” Is all I thought until Celestia spoke.

“Give us back Corbin.” Celestia said in a very commanding tone.

“He will be back, but first I must finish this fight.” And with that he was up and in front of Celestia in a blink of an eye, he grabbed and lifted her by the throat, then slammed her hard back down with enough force to make the ground crack. Jon picked her up by the throat again and slammed his fist into her ribs five times; there was a loud crack sound on the final hit that sent Celestia flying, smashing through her throne.

“Now that leader has fallen, take this as an example of my power. Do not challenge me again, or you will pay with your booze” Jon warns. There was a bright flash and I could feel my body again. ”oh shit, oh shit, oh shit!” I mumbled as I ran to Celestias side. “Wow, ok I didn’t mean to hurt her THAT bad, sorry dude.” Jon apologized as I looked over Celestia, she had bruises all over her chest and a massive one on her neck. I picked her up into a fireman’s carry and ran, smashing through the throne room doors, scaring the guard’s that were stationed next to it. ‘WHERES THE INFERMERY?” I yelled. One of the guard’s pointed down the hallway to a set of large doors with red crosses on them. I ran down the hallway and, yet again, smashed through the doors startling some nurses. As soon as they seen Celestia a nurse came rushing towards me with a stretcher. “Put her on here, follow me, and tell me what happened!” she yelled in a commanding tone. I put Celestia down on the stretcher and followed the running nurse.

“Well she challenged me to a sparring match and she kicked my ass. But then I was possessed by my subconscious or Jon as I call him, that did this to Celestia.” I say. Another nurse takes the stretcher into what I think is the ICU, and the nurse that I was following was just staring at me with wide eyes and a slacked jaw. She walked over to me and punched me in the head, knocking me out, again.

-Dream-

I find myself standing in a charred black field; the area around me was completely destroyed; fires burning, and craters everywhere. “You will all DIE!” I hear above me, when I look up I’m completely caught off guard at what I’m looking at. I see myself flying above the field, surrounded by my friends. Luna, Celestia, Kim, Twilight, and two other figures were all in full armor and looked like they had been through hell. “THIS, is what you befriended! THIS is the real me! I TRIED to warn you, I TRIED to help you by pushing you away! But now you all will die knowing that when you tried to help, you only made it worse!” the dark version of me shouted, and then started laughing manically. “And to think I was happy. I was wrong, anger IS my happiness!” the dark me then charged at the group only to freeze in midair.

“okay, this is a little too dark for my liking, even if it is just an act. How about we take five down at the bar?” the dark me asked, the response was a collective yes and all of them disappeared in a bright flash.

“Are you ok?” I hear behind me, I spun around a full one-eighty  to face none other than Luna. She looked confused.

“How did you get here, and what is this place? It’s really freaking me out.” I say, still trying to comprehend what just happened.

“You are in a dream, your dream to be exact. Though this is unlike any dream, or nightmare-dream-thing in your case, I have ever seen. The reason I am here is because I saw the nurse knock you out, that and I have the power to go into dreams themselves and alter them. And before you ask, I watched the whole thing; it was terrifying at first but weird now to say the least. Also don’t worry, I won’t tell anyone if you don’t want me to.” Luna explains, only for me to reply with a sigh before a bright flash, that I’m all too familiar with, blinded me.

-Reality-

When I could see again I notice that I’m on a hospital bed, again. I groaned and tried to roll over only to be stopped by something. I looked down and saw Luna, but she looked human. Her hair was exactly like her mane when she was a pony, her skin was a dark shade of purple, her breasts looked to be a C, ”Good luck bud” Jon said, though I shrug it off. But oddly enough she still had her horn and wings, that and she somehow had a dress on even though she didn’t wear clothes. The door then crashed open to reveal a very pissed off looking Celestia. “Were fucked!” Jon yelled.

“Why is Luna sleeping next to you, ill have you hanged if you did anything to her!” Celestia yelled, clearly pissed that I was in the same bed as Luna. That got Luna to shoot up out from the covers, only to promptly fall to the ground with a soft thump accompanied by a groan.

“What have you done to my sister? You shall pay for this Corbin!” Celestia boomed. I was immediately encased by her magic, I couldn’t breathe, I couldn’t move, I couldn’t do anything accept wait for death. My vision was starting to fade until I was suddenly dropped. As I gasp for air I look up to see who saved me only to be pulled into a hug by Luna. It was kind of weird to hug Luna now that she was in human form, but I look back over to where Celestia was and see her staring at me with an expression of pure shock. Luna broke the hug, much to my dismay, and looked to Celestia.

“Sister I am fine, he did not do anything to me, though I don’t know why I look like this. Though I am fully aware of the consequences that Corbin would normally have to endure in this situation. But he only has the punishment if I don’t like him as he doses me, but I do. So that means that he has done no harm nor has he broken the law. And sister please just understand that for the first time in my life someone cares about me, loves me in a way that nobody else can, and the best part is that I love him too.”

My heart lurched into my throat when she said those words, She really dose love me, I thought, now extremely happy, but Luna continued.

“So please sister don’t do anything you might regret.” Luna walks up to Celestia and pulls her into a hug for a few minutes. When they finally part Celestia just looks at me and leaves, Luna on the other hand walks over to me and helps me up.

“Did you mean it?” I asked, Luna grew a warm smile, “Every word” is all she said until I was pulled into a kiss, this time it felt like a normal kiss thanks to her being mostly human. We parted quickly when we heard slow clapping, I look over to see Kim just standing there clapping in a mocking way. “Well when you’re done making out I want to talk to Corbin for a sec, and also, Corbin, ya got yourself a keeper.” Kim said with a smirk. I just face palmed.

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