Random Life (Book Thing 1)

After Luna left the room Kim motioned for me to sit next to her on one of the infirmaries beds. “How long is this going to take, cause I have to go and try to talk to Celestia soon. Hopefully this time she doesn’t try to kill me and we can just sit down and talk.” I say. “Bitch, she gonna murder you.” Jon said, causing me to grunt in irritation.

“Well, this might take a while cause; one, I’m going to rat on you for getting in with a princess, and two, I got some questions.” Kim says, I don’t say anything so that she can continue. “Ok, well, why did you go for a princess right off the bat, let alone the younger one with an overprotective sister that also has the power of a god. That and Luna is also a god, so she could kick your ass six ways to Sunday if you piss her off. Also if you want to keep her happy, just buy her chocolate, it works every time. But don’t try that on me, I’ll kick your ass no matter what if you piss me-“

I cut her off, “My home made coffee, it’s your one weakness.” I say, only to get a glare from her.

”Dammit, I hadn’t  thought of that, ok you win this one. But anyway I still have a few questions, and don’t interrupt me this time.” She says, I nod for her to continue. “Ok, first question, how did you end up here?” she asked. “By being a dumbass!” Jon yelled.

“I fell from the sky and got knocked the fuck out by a tree.” I say, only to have Kim erupt into a fit of laughter. “You got knocked out by a tree? Bwahahahaha!” she laughed for a while until finally regaining her posture and sat back onto the bed. “Ok, second question, why were you in the same bed as Luna, and why were you in that bed anyway?”, “He was trying to get laid, and he’s an idiot!” Jon yelled, much to my disappointment.

“Well to answer your first question, I have no idea I just woke up and she was next to me. As for the other question, I got knocked out by a nurse when I told her that I was the one who hurt Celestia.” I say, somewhat embarrassed that I could take on what amounts to a god, but be KO’d by a nurse. This yet again sent Kim into a fit of laughter, causing me to groan at my own discomfort.

“Anyway I have to go and get this awkward talk with Celestia over with, that and I kind of feel bad for hurting her, even though it wasn’t me.” I say as I start to get up. I hear Kim scoff behind me.

“Be careful she’s a bitch” Kim states with an edge to her voice, and just flies out of the room without another word. I just walked out of the infirmary and toward the throne room, or what’s left of it. When I reach the set of massive doors that lead into the room the guards stop me and point down the right hallway, and there at the end of the hallway was another set of doors with an image of the sun on them.

Assuming the room behind those doors was Celestias I made down the hall and stopped right in front of the entranceway, mentally preparing myself for the, hopefully, short talk. I opened the doors and was met with the sight of Celestia standing on a balcony with her head hung low. “Go away Luna, I don’t want to talk right now.” Celestia says, not even looking at me.

“Well, I’m not Luna, but I do want to talk.” I say, getting her attention. She turns around and just glares at me for a moment before speaking.

“Oh, it’s you.” Is all she says in return, making me a little irritated. “What do you mean, it’s you? I just wanted to talk, what’s your problem with me?” I ask in a serious tone.

“My problem is that you’re trying to take my sister away from me! I can’t live without my sister, I need her to be here. She’s the only family I have left, and I can’t protect her if she’s gone off with you. Not to mention you’re a horrible influence on her!” Celestia yells, making me rethink my approach on this. “Well we’re fucked, it was nice knowing ya.” Jon stated, not helping the situation any.  Then it clicked, the one way I can get her to see that I’m not bad, for the most part.

“Well if you think I’m a bad influence that can’t be trusted, let me show you that I can be trusted. I want you to look through all my memories up until now and tell me what you think of me when you’re done.” I say, getting her to stare at me in shock.

“Ok, I will, this will only take a moment.” Celestia says as she walks up to me. She then lightly taps my head with her horn, and after a few seconds looks back up at me; Shock and horror clearly present on her face. “I am sorry, about everything; I never knew your life was so tragic. I am, however, mad that you kissed my sister without me knowing. But that is in the past, I am sorry that I misjudged you.” She says with a solemn expression. “Holy fucking shit, it worked!” Jon yelled happily.

“It’s ok, you were just doing what you thought was right, and I respect you for that. Now let’s just put this behind us and start over, what do you say?” I ask.

“Ok” is all she says before pulling me into a hug. I felt good knowing that I had made amends, and now the hard part. Talking to Luna, it was going to be a long night. Once Celestia broke the hug I made my way back down the hall to the other end. There was another set of doors, only this time the doors were midnight blue and had a pure white moon on them. I walked up to the doors and opened them slowly, preparing for whatever might be behind them. I walk into the room and find no one here, until I hear the door close behind me. I do a one-eighty and find no one there, so I turn around and come face to face with Luna. “Oh Shit!”

“Well isn’t it nice for you to drop by.” Luna says in a somewhat sexual way, enough so to make me audibly gulp. She was still wearing the dress from earlier, but had one of the straps hanging off her shoulder. “Why don’t you and me have some fun?” Luna says while running her hand down my chest, she then turns around, gets onto her bed, and motions me over to her.

My eyes widened with realization, and I walked over to her and mumbled, “Oh hell ya.” And that was the last thing I said for the night. “Don’t fuck up, and let me sleep!”