It was a nice day in Colorado. The sun was shining, the birds were chirping... But I wasn't havin none of that shit. I was inside trying to make the perfect YouTube video. And let me tell you, it is hard. I was listening to TheLivingTombstone's Discord. Yes. I am a Brony. I have a theory on my channel, and that was what I was trying to make. Another theory video. Here's my expression
from doing all the research. It is painful man. But anyway... I was making a video when "Discord" ended. I went to turn on another song, and boom! I was unconscious for the first time in my life.
Time skip(there will be many)...
So I woke up on a hospital bed. No only being 11 and knowing what a hospital bed feels like is sad. I only know because I had my appendix out last year. I tried to wiggle my fingers and I could. I found that I was strapped down. Here's what I thought. "Fuck me right in my ass." I looked around and saw many distinguishable faces. Vanoss, Markiplier, Jacksepticeye, And Mini Ladd just to name a few. It looked like I was the first to wake up.
Until I looked across the room and saw Daithi De Nogla staring at me. I said,"What, you've never seen an American before David?"
Nogla then says,"Well fuck me. Some YouTuber I don't know is the only other one awake."
"Well fuck you too Mr. Lobster who died twice."
Daithi's eyes widened after that. "You can cuss?"
"Mmmmmmmmmhhhhmmmmmm. Actually no. Eeaauupp. How would I not know about The whole Vanoss gaming crew. I'm subscribed to all the frequents, like you, Mini, Delirious, and Brian."
Nogla then said,"So who are you supposed to be?"
"Rocky Shackleton. Friend of The Epic Lance, And Lyricul Gamester. Now at 20 subscribers and counting." The look on Nogla's face was somewhat like this,
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I sat and noticed some of the others starting to stir. I yelled,"WAKE UP MOTHER FUCKERS!!!!! LETS BLOW THIS POPSICLE STAND!!
I hear Vanoss yell,"Nogla are you alive Lobster?"
"Fuck you Evan!"
"Keep 'er Goin'!!!" And that riled everyone up.
"Yeah!! 'Murcia, Fuck yeah!!!" I yelled," Okay everybody. Who here is strongest? They need to break the straps on themselves. Then help us get out of here!!"
Silent Droidd said,"Si Cabrone. I can get out of these straps."
I said,"Good now everyone wait for your turn. Then we storm this country and get out of here!" Yet another Murica.
So after we all woke up and were free, courtesy of Silent Droidd, we looked around the room we were in. There were about 1,000 beds. All said something like "famous" or "going to be famous". Mine said option number two. Told everyone to be quiet. That took a while but it finally happened. I said," Ok everybody. I'm sure you are all wondering why we are here. I don't know-murmuring- but I have a plan. So you all see that door over there? That is the only way out of this room. The plan is we all take turns trying to burst the door down. Once the door is down we will try to escape the facility. Try not to kill any inhabitants. Just knock them out or something. Who's with me?" (All hands in room go up.) "Good. Just bash that door down!!!"
Time skip.
So at this point everybody had tried and the door hadn't moved an inch. Then Markiplier came up with a great idea.
"Ok everybody. How about each of us bashes into one another until there is enough force to break the door down?" Everyone nods and plan goes into motion. Jack starts the charge and hits Mark who in turn starts pushing on vanoss. Long story short, the door breaks down.
We were out. But we needed to find out what country we were in. We ran around. Nobody was there. I noticed how the inside if wherever we were eerily resembled the inside of the royal castle of Canterlot. I shrugged it off. We finally ended up finding somebody. But for some reason they looked like the royal guard. We stared at each other for a minute, then both parties started fighting the other. The YouTube side quickly won. My inner brony was kicking in, but I decided to keep it to myself. We were in canterlot. No doubt about it. Eventually we got to the throne room. Celestia and Luna were sitting on their thrones like everything was fine. Until we barged in. All they could do on such short notice was put up a shield spell. Then we heard more clopping behind us. Then a scream of agony from somebody I didn't know. It was Applejack. She had managed to break a guys femur. We saw this and she saw the vast number of us. She then had the "Oh Shit" look on her face. Then I noticed that the rest of the Mane 6 had gotten there. They noticed the guy on the floor clutching his leg and yelled at AJ. I've never heard anybody give a lecture like Twilight. She then looked at us and must've seen in our eyes that we were confused, and scared and had a look of understanding on her face. She then said,"Dear-ummmm, what are you?"
"Humans!"
" Ok, Dear humans. I'm sure you are wondering why you are here."
"Duh."
"Well I don't know. Why don't you ask princesses Celestia and Luna."
"So this place is ruled by princesses. Where we're from we're ruled by Kings, Queens, and corrupt politicians." Said The gaming lemon.
"Whats a politiaian?"
"Exactly."
"Huh?"
"Well just tell us 'Celestia and Luna' WHERE ARE WE AND WHY THE FUCK ARE WE HERE?"