Life and Times of the Ladies of Canterlot U

by volcodom

I'll Be Your Wingmare

Previous Chapter

It was a beautiful day in Canterlot. The winter sun illuminated the soft blue sky as sporadic cumulus clouds rolled gently by, not yet bold enough to form into the next big snowfall. The air was as chill as a knife, but with a stiff cup of coffee and a coat the students of CU could mingle relatively unmolested. The soft hum of the relatively calm winter winds cut through the trees of the university grounds, and the incredible sonic crash of 3 combat jets locked in formation at low altitude was the wake up call of those seniors who had mastered their schedules to allow them to sleep past noon.

Fluttershy’s twin cups of steaming beverage shook slightly in the resulting aftershock of the sonic boom. For her part Fluttershy simply smiled, ticking off the last set of maneuvers Dash would be practicing for the day and quickened her pace to the eastern portion of campus. The numerous halls and buildings gave way to the more vast expanses of land in the agricultural campus, and nestled within the large tracts of farmland was Canterlot University’s own airstrip.

It was no CAX, but it had been outfitted for the needs of the larger than average population of students trying for their pilot’s licence. On a normal day students could observe all manner of planes taking off, but this week was slightly different. Instead of the few small prop planes and the six medium personal jets that the university used for the pilot’s qualifier course, there were ten sleek combat jets. The entire air strip was crawling with uniformed men and women, all turning away those without specific clearance to be there.

“Halt. How can we help you Ma'am?” came the practiced voice of the unblinking soldier outside the first set of gates that had become the entrance to the normally open airstrip.

“Oh hello Shining Shield,” Fluttershy said softly, producing the access ID she’d received from Rainbow three days prior. Sergeant Shield cracked a small smile as he spoke some message into his radio. “Oh that reminds me!” Fluttershy thought aloud, setting the two cups down and producing a small baggie of brown pellets from her jacket pocket. “Now feed one of these to Mr. Constrictor every week. They dissolve after a few seconds in his mouth, and they’ll get his tummy working again,” Fluttershy said, placing the bag of pellets in the guard's hand.

“Appreciate it Shy, tell your chick that first round is on me this weekend,” the senior airman said as the gate buzzed behind him, sliding cleanly to the left as he straightened up and turned on heel to allow her through. From there two young men with weapons walked Fluttershy to the big tent that had become the cafe for Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash every morning for the past week. There, amongst a sea of olive drab, was Rainbow Dash, her nose planted so firmly in a book that Twilight Sparkle would be proud.

“How’s my favorite Wonderbolt?” Fluttershy asked, sliding beside her girlfriend and placing the cup of steaming coffee before her. Rainbow smiled, placing her book on the table, picking up the coffee, and draining it in a single go. “That good huh?” Fluttershy whispered, offering her own cup and taking note of the purple bags under her lover’s eyes.

“I’m fine babe no worries,” Dash groaned, sipping more reasonably at the second cup of coffee. “There’s a lot to learn, even the third time around,” Dash said, smiling brightly. “It was SO awesome though! On the second flight I finally got to sit in the captain’s seat!” Dash practically squealed. She rambled on for a while about the conditions of the flight, reading the analogue altimeter when the digital version failed, and various other technicalities that a flight in a billion dollar piece of military tech could give.

Fluttershy simply smiled and stroked Rainbow’s hand as she rambled, half listening, but half watching the numerous soldiers around her. At some point during a riveting story about pulling apart the weapon guidance system in her jet Fluttershy spotted a woman she’d seen more pictures of due to her girlfriend than she’d actually seen of the two of them together. “Psst Dashie, Spitfire,” Fluttershy whispered, immediately causing Dash to go silent and straighten herself perfectly.

“Attention!” Spitfire commanded, causing the rest of the small mess to stand at attention, some civilian visitors included. “Cadets, you’ve all proven yourselves as having at least some proficiency in the art and science of flight. I know we had alerted you to have yourselves prepared for a week long selection process, but due to a larger than normal drop rate we have determined that tomorrow will not be necessary for further selection,” the decorated pilot continued, earning no less than a few audible sighs of relief.

“To those of you that don’t receive a promotion to Wonderbolt-in-training, keep at it. I haven’t seen a single individual in this group that doesn’t have the potential to be a skilled pilot someday. You all have an incredible future ahead of you in the sky. Dismissed!” Spitfire finished turning on her heel and walking out of the tent and back to her attachment of jets.

“Oh my what good new Dashie… Dashie?” Fluttershy said, looking around for her lover, before noticing the her asleep face first on the hard mess table. “Oh dear,” Fluttershy whispered, moving to shake Dash into consciousness, but stopping just short of doing so as a few of the other cadets did the exact same. Instead Fluttershy sighed and removed a book from her coat and began to leaf through the pages. It had been an inconvenient week, and the near twenty minutes the bag check took had brought out the resourcefulness in the young veterinarian in training. She’d managed to stow at least four books in her large winter coat, and today had been yet another book smuggling success.

“Y’know they have that check at the door for a reason,” a commanding voice said from behind Fluttershy.

“Oh fiddlesticks,” Fluttershy thought, stowing the book back in her front pocket and turning to face the returned Commander Spitfire. Currently Fluttershy was being judged over top of the commander’s tinted aviators, one boot tapping patiently, clearly expecting a response. “Worried one of my books has radar jamming equipment Commander?” Fluttershy asked sincerely, tilting her head slightly and earning an irked grunt from the officer.

“Keep being a vet kid,” Spitfire growled thrusting an envelope in front of Fluttershy and turning sharply to return to her duties. “That animal of a woman ya got will need the care soon,” Spitfire said without turning, and with a stomp of her boot brought all the cadets back to consciousness. “I SAID DISMISSED YOU MAGGOTS!” Spitfire screamed, causing a whirlwind that Fluttershy could only describe as “near instantaneous transportation outside.”
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“I need booze, and sleep, possibly at the same time,” Dash growled, her head lowered as she treked back across the university campus. Across her back was an extra large pack, and despite herself Fluttershy had to stifle a chuckle at the veritable trail of tears that had become the University ROTC. “I’ve fucked up more in the last few days than I have in my entire life times like twenty,” Dash growled, memories of not only reading the instruments, but also repairing, recalibrating, cleaning, and all but making sweet love to every instrument on the damn jet.

“Aw Dashie, I’m sure you did great,” Fluttershy said, patting her spectrum soldier on the back as she considered the letter she’d silently slid into her pocket. “Why don’t we go back to the house? I’ll make us something nice, and we can close the curtains, turn off the phones, and really celebrate,” Shy whispered, her voice growing ever so slightly husky as a blush spread across the blue cheeks of her lover. The effect was immediate as Rainbow Dash straightened up and began walking faster.

“Race ya to the car!” Dash yelled, sprinting ahead, and causing Fluttershy to sigh at being left behind. With the renewed vigor of Dash the couple had reached Fluttershy’s van in no time, and were finally headed back to their apartment.

“So how do you think you did Dashie?” Fluttershy asked, eyes focused on the road despite it being near empty at this time of the afternoon.

“Hard to say Flutterbug,” Dash said with a sigh, leaning forward against her seatbelt to put her elbows on her knees. “I dunno how hard it is to be a vet, but dissecting a piece of avionics is something High School Dash was totally not ready for,” Dash sighed heavily putting her head into her hands as she miserably groaned, “and I dunno if Lieutenant-in-training Dash is any better off.”

Fluttershy frowned slightly, not sure if she wanted to continue to keep the letter from her obviously anxious lover. “Dash you’ve been working your cute booty off for years to get in,” Fluttershy said, smiling softly and running a free hand through Rainbow’s hair. “Beyond any of those recruits I think you were the best prepared,” Fluttershy concluded, turning the van into the small campus apartment the two had come to know as home in the last year.

“Thanks Flutters, I appreciate it,” Rainbow said, her voice quavering slightly as she gave a soft sniff and leaned onto the soft lap of her dearest lover.They sat like that for a moment, Fluttershy gently scratching at Rainbow’s scalp, and Rainbow letting the stressful tears fall slowly from her eyes as the winter sun began to shift into the west. In that moment everything was just enough.

“Come on Dash, let’s go relax,” Fluttershy whispered, unclicking her seatbelt and opening her door as Rainbow groaned sadly for losing her warm cuddle spot. With a quickness both women were out of their winter coats and rushing upstair to the most sacred retreat for any couple on a cold winter day off, the shower.

Dash sighed, kicking her boots off as she moved her hands to begin tossing off her uniform, clicking the door to the bathroom shut behind her. This was quickly stopped by Fluttershy, whose hands had flown to her lover’s as their eyes met. “An officer needs to have her uniform taken care of properly,” Fluttershy whispered huskily, her fingers raking across the zipper as she slowly slid it down to reveal the thin white cotton shirt beneath the jumpsuit. Dash lit up with a blush as her eyes seemed locked with the ocean green of her lover.

Fluttershy continued, lowering herself to one knee as she undid the leather belt, and unfastened the button on Rainbow’s BDU’s The soft white boyshorts beneath peaked just above the unfastened button. Fluttershy smiled deviously, yanking the thick military pants down, and breaking her gaze for a moment to put her teeth around the waist band of the pantie and pulled it back. Then locking eyes with Dash again Fluttershy purred ever so softly.

“Oh fuck me that’s hot,” Dash whispered, already hyper aware of her arousal building warmly into the cotton of her panties. In another deft move of her head Fluttershy tore the government issue panties straight back, and spat the slit fabric onto the ground. Rising slowly, inhaling the gentle scent of arousal now in the air, Fluttershy let her fingers pass over Dash’s folds before hitting the hem of her lover’s undershirt.

“Now slide off the top,” Shy commanded to her shivering lover, whom quickly moved her shoulders off the door and shrugged the slight top off, leaving her still more naked before Fluttershy. “Arms up soldier,” Shy commanded, earning an immediate response, and with a tug Dash was completely bare before her. “Not even a brassiere? I believe your dress is out of order soldier,” Shy whispered dangerously, admiring the deep blue nipples of her lover, already perky from being so quickly exposed.

“A-apologies Ma'am,” Dash whispered, the red on her cheeks growing yet darker as Fluttershy thoroughly fucked her with just a gaze, “I suppose this means I have to be disciplined?” Dash said, her desire quickly eroding any trepidation she might have had.

“Oh I think so soldier,” Fluttershy growled, running her fingers over Rainbow’s chiseled abs. “You think you’ve been working hard up to now?” Shy’s fingers trailed lower suddenly, right hand going straight for the humid sex and left digging nails into her muscled thigh. Dash hissed as her nethers were slowly strummed by Shy. “I’m going to make you sweat tonight, am I understood?” She punctuated every word with a new movement, ending by dipping two fingers deep into the quivering folds of Dash’s pussy.

“Ahn!” Dash moaned, her back firmly against the door again as Fluttershy smiled and moved back. “I swear I dunno where you learned that, but I fucking love it,” Dash chuckled moving her hand to her now empty sex and toying with herself as Fluttershy busied herself getting the shower to the perfect heat, and stripping just a touch showily for her.

“Remember those books you used to tease me about senior year?” Fluttershy asked, sky clad with steam rolling out of the shower behind her as if she were some form of ancient goddess in their bathroom.

“Memo to self, make awesome time machine and punch past self in head,” Dash chuckled moving to Fluttershy and wrapping her in a strong hug, and a passionate kiss. They remained in the embrace as the humidity rose. Their chests rose and fell, erotic friction between their nipples sending electricity buzzing through their bodies as their tongues danced gracefully amidst a symphony of mewls, growls, and moans. In a steamy tango the women danced their kiss past the shower curtain into the shower, and here Fluttershy found herself pinned against the slippery wall of the tub, Dash nipping and suckling at her neck. This caused Fluttershy’s mouth to open in a song of mewling and groaning as electrical tendrils of pleasure licked as tongues of flames igniting the yet more humid lust between her thighs.

“Oh Dashie~” Fluttershy moaned as her lover bit lower, passing down her clavicle to take one of Fluttershy's generous breasts into her mouth by the nipple. There she focused her real ministrations, biting and suckling harder, shifting deftly from one breast to the other to spread a tapestry of passionate bruises across Fluttershy’s chest. To all of this Fluttershy let out unhindered moans of pleasure as the coil of lust grew ever tighter in her core. The heat of the water almost served to intensify the growing heat in either woman’s loins, and could an observer truly parse the scene they might think the steam was as much a quality of the water boiling off the lovers as it was an effect of the shower’s sublimation.

“That animal of a woman ya got will need the care soon.” Fluttershy’s half lidded gaze suddenly became sharp, the words of Spitfire ringing through her head. With a burst of strength Fluttershy turned Rainbow and pinned her to the wall. “I don’t recall ordering you to touch me soldier,” Fluttershy gasped, holding Rainbow with all her strength against the wall as she stared directly into Dash’s vivid cerise eyes. Both women caught their gasping breaths as the water ladened air roiled around them. “Now I’m going to suds you up, and I expect you to stand there like a proper soldier until you receive further orders, do I make myself clear?” Fluttershy commanded.

“Crystal, Ma'am,” Dash panted, straightening herself and standing stock still as she was trained. Fluttershy nodded in simple confirmation as she reached over to the loofah and bottle of soap they shared. From there Shy began at her lover’s feet, scrubbing laboriously up. Ankles to calves, calves to thighs, pausing to draw shuddering needful breaths from her lover as she paid careful attention to the most humid area of Dash. On her knees Fluttershy scrubbed languidly over the tight erogenous muscle and flesh of her lover, drawing lustful hisses and gasps as she worked.

“Stop shivering soldier, it’s hot in here,” Fluttershy commanded, Dash remaining silent but straining to still the quivering in her knees. Shy nodded, pleased as she tilted her head to allow a burst of the shower head to cleanse the suds from her lovers well manicured spectrum pubic hair. Smiling with evil intent Fluttershy whispered, “Now spread ‘em,” earning a wide eyed stare from her lover, just as she’d hoped.

Dash considered the woman beneath her. “Gladly Ma'am,” she whispered raggedly, parting her legs as far as the shower would allow, and exposing the mixture of water and her lust mingling on her thighs. Fluttershy gave another curt nod of approval, placing the soapy loofah to her side, and plunging her face into Rainbow’s exposed pussy. Her hands flying up under Dash’s thighs and grabbing twin handfuls of her firm rump. Dash stifled her groans as Fluttershy’s tongue ravaged her nethers, twisting and writhing to a hellish wonderful pleasure which rippled through Dash.

Fluttershy focused her ministrations on deep hard licks, savoring the extremely sensual musk of her lover as she liberally tongue fucked Dash. In that moment Dash was thanking the Gods for her superior leg strength, as the immense waves of pleasure attempted to demonstrate gravity to her, she stood tall. “P-AH-PERMISSION TO CUM MA’AM!” Dash screamed, feeling her climax on the verge of rolling over her.

Fluttershy pulled back, a thin rivulet of Dash hanging against her chin despite the water. “Permission granted soldier,” Fluttershy whispered huskily thrusting back into action, her fingers now playing at the pucker of Rainbow’s anus as her tongue resumed its deep position within her. The orgasm came as quickly as a summer storm, and with the fury of a hurricane. Unintelligeable grunts and a primal moan clawed up from Dash as the area from her sex to her abdominals tightened massively, her pussy slamming shut tightly and producing a plethora of her own personal lubricant.

Dash stood for a moment, eyes still rolled partially back into her skull as her body went from tight to slack with each beat of her heart. Fluttershy simply smiled, watching her Rainbow recover from her orgasm, but her work was not yet done. So grabbing the loofah and rising Fluttershy began sudsing Rainbow Dash's abdomen. She was taking less time now, proceeding directly to Rainbow’s more modest breasts and rolling the abrasive sponge across them. Dash simply shivered at the stimulation of friction against her aching nipples.

“There, my little soldier is all clean,” Fluttershy cooed, placing a soft kiss on Rainbow’s lips.

“Thank you Ma'am,” Dash sighed, her legs still fighting her in an extreme desire to collapse and let the afterglow and shower lap over her.

“Now you are to clean me, and I expect you to be just as thorough as you would be on a jet,” Fluttershy whispered, placing her head against a groggy Dash’s shoulder.

“Yes Ma’am~” Dash cooed, moving Fluttershy to a seated position in the tub and standing spread eagle over her. Fluttershy marveled at the strong erotic body of her lover, taking in the glorious image of her lover in such an open position above her. Dash smiled, bringing her hands to her hip and head to strike a pose. “Like what you see Ma'am?” she asked, getting a stunned nod in response. With that, and a small adjustment to the shower head to keep the water off Fluttershy as she scrubbed, Dash grabbed the bottle of soap.

With a quick step Dash turned, squatting low and exposing yet more of herself to Fluttershy. Before Fluttershy could even marvel at the sight she found a distraction, in that her toes were now being liberally scrubbed. “AH!” Fluttershy screamed as a fit of giggles overtook her. Rainbow gave her no quarter, using her hands instead of the loofah to scrub at the ticklish flesh of Fluttershy’s feet and causing near constant unrestrained laughter. “Dashie hahah no~ you know that’s chea-AHHH-” Fluttershy screamed as Rainbow gave light quick scratches to the ankles of her victim.

“Gotta be real careful, these bad boys are sensitive, don’t need them going off an-” Rainbow could have finished that joke, had Fluttershy not rapidly twitched and kicked her directly in the nose. “That,” Rainbow groaned, rubbing her nose.

“Oh no! I’m so sorryandIdidn’t-” Fluttershy squeaked until Rainbow did a full back bend, her hair just touching to Fluttershy’s breasts and their eyes level.

“Babe I take hits to the face for fun,” Dash whispered sympathetically, cracking her winning smile. “Just relax,” she whispered softly, winking as she resumed her former position, and chose to begin washing away from the hair trigger that was her lover’s feet. Fluttershy cooed softly as Rainbow began liberally sudsing and massaging her calves, focusing on smooth round motions to relax the muscles.

“Oh Dashie,” Fluttershy moaned, as the heavy touch of her lover soothed and yet somehow aroused her.

“These get worked real hard, they need lots of TLC so they can be in tip top for every mission,” Dash narrated, giggling as Fluttershy groaned in response. From the calves Dash pushed her ass back to the point where it was incredibly close to her lover’s face. Tracing up her thighs Dash resisted a moan from the hot breaths rolling across her nethers Dash continued, rolling her thumbs across the tender flesh, Fluttershy’s breath hitching at the proximity to her pussy.

“See it seems funny,” Dash whispered, turning again and squatting lower, her hands brushing slowly over the warm sex of her lover before settling just a few inches higher. “Usually you think you’d go in order across, but we always have to abide by saving the most sensitive instruments for last,” Dash whispered, moving her face closer to Fluttershy’s until her lips were right by the shivering yellow woman’s ear. Fluttershy could only shiver more, stifling minor giggles as Dash’s fingers drug up and down her stomach.

Dash pulled her head back, and smiled deviously as she quickly ran her hands up to Fluttershy’s breasts, tweaking both nipples hard and producing a cry somewhere between agony and ecstasy. “Now these are the parts you really have to force a bit,” Dash said, massaging the full buxom bust of Fluttershy roughly. Fluttershy could only stare half lidded as Rainbow worked her over.

Confident she had played around enough Dash brought her hands back to Fluttershy’s outer thighs. “Oh Dashi-EEP!” Fluttershy was suddenly hoisted by her thighs, her legs now dangling over Dash’s shoulders, the blue pilot’s sharp tongue now put to use against Fluttershy’s clitoris, her fingers plunged deep within Fluttershy’s folds. “Oh Dash, oh yes!” Fluttershy squeaked, the burning in her loins now raging as her climax grew closer and closer. Dash only worked more diligently, her pace never becoming excited, but responding to the growing shivers of Fluttershy. “Oh Oh Dash OH!” Fluttershy groaned, her voice finally lost to the rush of a climax as Dash’s ministrations continued through the intense orgasm.

Dash stayed like this, letting off just enough for Fluttershy to calm down, but increasing the pace once the shivers subsided. “EEP!” Fluttershy squeaked, feeling the still blazing inferno of her lust coming to another head. Her head swam as another orgasm came rushing at her legs shaking violently as her burning sex pooled around Dash’s fingers. Finally relenting, Dash gently laid her still spasming love down, and cuddled next to her, the sprinkle of the shower kissing both their toes.

“And that’s how Wonderbolts get it done,” Dash whispered, snuggling close to the massive pillows Fluttershy called a chest. “So do I pass Ma’am?”

“You can be my wing girl anytime cadet,” Fluttershy panted, cradling Rainbow’s head to her chest and smiling. “We only have one issue,” she decided after a moment.

“Whazzat?” Dash asked, now completely exhausted from the efforts of the day.

“We really need to shower,”

“Awww dammit.”
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A towel made a resounding snap, the force of fabric against tender wet flesh such that the supple booty of the victim jiggled. “EEP!” Fluttershy squealed turning and facing a near rolling Rainbow Dash. She fumed for a fraction of a second, until she heard Dash snort, and then two women were on the floor laughing hysterically, both eventually embracing on the soaked bathroom floor. “I love you Dashie,” Fluttershy whispered nuzzling into Rainbow's neck.

“I love you too Flutter-butter,” Dash said, squeezing her favorite person in the world. Both remained there until the floor brought them shivers, and with a quick jog into their comfiest clothes both women made the journey down to their modest kitchenette. “What should we do for dinner babe?” Dash asked, reaching into the refrigerator and grabbing a bottle of beer for herself and one of Fluttershy’s hard ciders.

“In three, two, one,” Fluttershy counted down, the doorbell ringing just as she finished, causing Dash’s eyes to go wide. Fluttershy simply giggled as she walked to the door meeting the delivery boy and signing for the order. One generous tip and a thank you later Fluttershy was walking back to her still stunned girlfriend. “Two pizzas, one vegetarian and one stuffed crust meat lover’s with a barbeque sauce swirl, sound good to you Dashie?” Fluttershy asked, popping the pizza boxes open and placing them on the coffee table in their living room as Dash watched, both drinks still in her hands.

“How did you do that?!” Dash asked, settling into the drinks down beside each pizza and taking her seat on the couch beside her already munching lover.

“Shhh, a witch never reveals her tricks,” Fluttershy whispered, flipping their T.V. on. As soon as the screen loaded a DVD menu lit up in stunning HD to ominous bass music. A dreary fog lay over an outdoor background, the only feature aside from the text was a massive gnarled tree with a noose gently swaying in the wind.

“Oh. My Gosh! The Invoking? Flutters this movie isn’t out yet! Where did you?” Dash was silenced as Fluttershy put a finger on her lips.

“ Like I said Dashie, witches never tell their secrets,” Fluttershy whispered mystically, hitting play and beginning what had been one of the year’s hottest horror flicks.

“Alright fine witchy woman, but are you sure you’re ok to watch this? I don’t want a repeat of our first date,” Rainbow said, shuddering at the days of sleep she’d lost after that trip to the movie theatre.

“Oh relax Dashie, I’m not the same scaredy cat I used to be. I mean, I’ve performed so many vet surgeries that no silly scary movie is going to scare me,” Fluttershy said boldly, only feeling tiny shivers crawl up her spine as a very tinny music box began in a dark background before her.

“Ok~” Dash said, chomping her pizza and settling back, praying her ribs would make it through any sudden jump-scare hugs.
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The neck snapped at a horrifying angle with an impossible crack, her rotted and scarred visage a shadow of the man’s former wife. “She’s mine now John.” Her voice cracking as though she hadn’t had a drink in years. With that the mutilated mouth of John’s wife opened, and a stream of bugs poured forth buzzing loudly as the scene ended in John bolting up from his nightmare.

Rainbow and Fluttershy were huddled together under a blanket as the stream of tense music ebbed into a soft din, the camera panning over to John’s wife, one eye open, and tinged a sickly yellow. “Thank God it's over,” John whispered off screen, as a wide toothy grin exposing blackened rotten teeth, the disturbing violin music peaking as the screen went black, accompanied only by a hollow, evil cackle, and the credits rolled.

“Fluttershy?” Dash whispered, shivering against her lover as the credits rolled silently.

“Y-yes?” Fluttershy stammered, her eyes buried firmly in Dash’s shoulder.

“Ca-can we sleep with the night light tonight?” Dash asked, earning only a nod into her shoulder. With that Dash turned off the movie in favor for a much brighter, happier show about pastel talking llamas. Both women decompressed over a few drinks, speaking occasionally about how the movie had been from a purely technical perspective.

“Yeah it was super cool, I really thought the mom was gonna off her kid,” Dash said chuckling at the silly magic creatures on screen.

“At least the poor doggy got away, I dunno if I could have kept watching if they’d hurt him,” Fluttershy whispered. Dash neglected to mention the scene where the mother was cutting meat just after the dog’s disappearance, no need to completely traumatize her lover.

“Yeah… But if we ever get a weird looking letter in old timer writing maybe we just burn it,” Dash said, shivering at the memory of the scene where text had jumped off the page and done awful things to the mother.

“Y-yeah…” Fluttershy stammered, the word ‘letter’ bringing memories flooding back of just what lay in her coat pocket. With a sigh Fluttershy stood and smiled at Rainbow, admiring the winning smile her lover gave in return.

“Sup babe you need to pee after that?” Dash snickered.

“No, I just need to go get something,” Fluttershy explained, moving out of the room and fetching her coat. “Oh Dashie, I hope this one is good news” Fluttershy thought as she walked slowly back to the living room, the letter clutched in her hand. “Maybe a little peak, just one and I can… No, no Dashie wouldn’t want that,” Fluttershy concluded, stepping back into the living room and noting Dash’s intense concentration on the silly cartoon as she sipped her beer.

“Welcome back babe, you just missed the start of the Alpaca 500, looks like the bad alpaca is gonna cheat, oh but the cool green llama has this little orange ewe stowing away in the trunk and it’s… Uh Shy you ok?” Dash asked, her stressed Fluttershy alarm going off as she broke her gaze from the show and saw Fluttershy holding something behind her back. “Whatcha got there babe? New toy?” Dash whispered suggestively, her mind perusing the possibilities of what her closet freak of a lover might have planned.

“No… It’s just, oh darn it here!” Fluttershy said, jogging to the couch and thrusting the letter at Rainbow. Rainbow blinked at the letter, looking back to Fluttershy and shaking her head.

“That is a terrible joke Shy, and if this thing ends up possessing me I’m gonna haunt you at least twenty percent harder than the movie,” Rainbow deadpanned, taking the letter, and ripping it open unceremoniously. Cautiously the blue woman removed the letter, revealing a more formal military font than ancient dead script. “Oh shit who gave you this?!” Dash asked, noting that it was addressed personally to her from the Royal Equestrian Air Force.

“Spitfire,” Fluttershy said simply bracing herself by closing her eyes. In the darkness Fluttershy heard Dash mumble something, and then silence. It remained that way for several seconds. “Dashie, are you ok?” Fluttershy whispered, peeking from her shut eyes to see a stunned Rainbow Dash.

“Ac… Accepted? I did it?” Dash asked, her mind finally catching up “I’M GONNA BE A WONDERBOLT!” Dash screamed in excitement, jumping from the couch and tackling Shy in joy, earning a meep as she kissed the yellow woman deeply. Fluttershy could only smile as her lover laughed, and wept into her shoulder, even if the letter had been demonic, it had all been worth it.