HEY! I was gonna eat that...

The smell of delicious deep fried food filled the air as our hero Teddy stepped into the McDonalds for one of his regular visits.  He knew all of the staff, the owner, and the managers;  this was reasonable considering he ate there at least three times a week, which was not so reasonable from a reasonable person's point of view. (how often can I reasonably fit the word reasonable here before it becomes unreasonable?)

Teddy cared not for things that seemed so trivial, he could afford it and he liked it, and that is all that mattered

He placed his order with one of the newer cashiers that he hadn't gotten to know so well, he wanted some fries and some chicken nuggets today.

Sadly he would never get to taste such perfection; for as he was reaching to claim his prize, in that moment he was no longer in the restaurant.  Sudden displacements can have a number of effects on an individual ranging from disbelief to absolute terror... Teddy's was... well... "Couldn't take my lunch with me could you?!  I was gonna eat that!  I EVEN PAID!" as he shook his fist to the sky, well ceiling... tall white ceiling with gold trim here and there with purple drapes.

"...where am I?"

Looking around he realized he was in a large hall with a red carpet running down the center from a massive door.  On each side of the door there stood a small white horse wearing some kind of armor, with its mouth hanging open.  On the other end of the room was what was clearly a throne that also had a small white horse on each side in similar garb and facial expression, but the important part was that there was a massive one with funky hair... and a horn... and wings...

"Ahem, I think we aren't in Kansas any more Toto... Alright, let's be on our way" Teddy began to literally skip towards the door, ignoring the guards waiting there while he sang "We're off to see the wizard!  The wonderful wizard of Oz!"

Surprisingly enough, he did make it out the door, the guards were too shocked by not only by the unknown creature's sudden arrival, but the unusual behavior.

Sadly he did not make it much farther, he was suddenly bathed in light before he slowly floated back into the throne room, towards the room's namesake.  Mind you he did not go without a fight, he found he could still use his limbs and tried to run with all his might through the air "Oh yes, the yellow brick road does need yellow color to it, now time to run down it."  For all his flailing, he accomplished nothing beyond exhausting himself.

*pant* "Al-" *gasp* "right... what do" *pant* "want?" was all he could manage as he was gently set down in front of the throne

There was a soft chuckle before the massive unicorn-pegasus thing with the big hair turned to her guards and spoke "I think it would be wise to end court early for the day, you are dismissed"

"But your highness!  We cannot simply leave you alone with this unknown creature"

"I'm sure I will be fine, it is the one who tried to escape just now, now go enjoy the rest of the day"

With that the guards saluted and left the room, leaving a very confused Teddy all alone with the unicorn-pegasus

They both began "You speak English?" "You speak Equestrian?"