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But I don't wanna eat horse food!

by blargg
A gourmet of the finest junk food ends up stuck in the land of hay, oats, and salads

Teddy is a very unusual fellow, he loves junk food, more than anything. He eats regularly at McDs 3 times a week, and the rest is pizza. Doesn't exercise, just spends his days lounging about thinking of how the things in the world might be put together - ironically he is a tall lanky man

Will he accidentally doom Equestria while satisfying his pallet? Well… doom is a strong word…

Everyone
Incomplete
Comedy
Slice of Life
Human
 

3938 words: Estimated 20 minutes to read

3 Chapters:

  1. HEY! I was gonna eat that... 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
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  2. The talk 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    1789
  3. Human cooking 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    1570