I accepted a job from the devil's servant, Calypso. Now, I'm straped with several guns, more than a hundred cars, trucks, exotics and even a few military vehicles; catering to the desires of the most hated, insane monsters that have ever lived in the entirety of the Multiverse. I really hope nopony finds that last part out, but after meeting my boss, I doubt many of those guys will be the silent type.

Oh, and my first meeting with royalty was untangling her ass off of my axle… so yeah, Luna hates me.