The Rainbow Suicide

It has been couple of days since Rainbow Dash was challenged by the two sisters, Celestia and Luna, to kiss the princess of the Crystal Empire, Princess Cadance. The problem is that how could she kiss her without letting her nor her husband, Shining Armor, notice it. Another problem is that her and her friends were invited to hang with them, so now how could she do it with letting them, especially Twilight because she's their sister, notice it as well. Which means things just got harder for the swag Pegasus.

The main six are on the train, heading towards the Crystal Empire, and met up with Cadance and Shining Armor. The others were so excited to spend time with Twilight brother and sister. All, but except for Rainbow Dash, who's stressing over trying to figure out how to kiss Cadance without letting anyone to know about this.

Then, she was cut off by the voice of Applejack, "Uh, are y'all alright sugarcube?"

She was freaked out by her friend interpreted her planning, causing her friends to stare at her. She calmed and answered nervously, "Oh me? Yeah I-I'm fine. Please like there's anything wrong with me."

Twilight was curious by her friend weird behavior and asked, "Are you alright Rainbow?"

"Seriously, I am fine."

The young princess looked at the others and they began to nodded. She looked back at her friend, "Rainbow, since you're alright, I wanted to apologize for making you to go on a date with Celestia and Luna."

"Water under the bridge Twilight. I'm alright Twi. I move on."

She smiled, knowing that her friend is back to normal. "I am glad you're back to your normal self."

"Thanks Twi." She turned and rushes towards Pinkie Pie. "Ha Pinkie you want to talk to each other in the bathroom? Great let's go!" Then, she grabbed and rushes to the bathroom, leaving a weird look on their faces.

When both of them gotten into the bathroom, Pinkie spoken first, "Alright, Dashie, I am not going to help you out with going number-"

"NO," she yelled ended what her random friend going to say. "WE ARE NOT TALKING ABOUT THAT!!" She took a deep breath and telling her what's up with her. "Alright Pinkie. Remember about my adventure about me trying go on the date the two powerful rulers and rejected."

"Yeah."

"Well... they came over since I was angry that night and make out with me ever since!"

She was quiet and remain still for a while. Suddenly, she reached towards the toilet and screamed with joy in it then closed the top. She hugged her best friend and swing left to right, "DASHIE!! THAT IS SO GREAT!! You kissing both of the rulers... at the same time!"

After the over excited pony let her go, she resumed, "Yeah, I know. But I got one problem-"

"They both challenge you because you had been challenged into over them."

She was surprised by what her friend saying what she was about to say. "Yes... that what exactly I was going to say." She resumed again, "Anyway, they both challenge me to kiss Cadance on the lips."

"Dashie you dog. Sound like a sweet deal."

"Pinkie, there's a problem. She got a marry-"

"To you."

"She got a special somepony-"

"You!"

After discovering that she couldn't take a hint, she yelled, "SHINING ARMOR!! THE HUSBAND OF CADANCE AND THE BROTHER OF TWILIGHT!!"

"Ohhhhh. Yep, you're doom."

She was shocked by what her friend said. "Why you say that?"

"Because you never turn down a challenge."

"... Yeah you're right." They were both quiet for about a minute until she screamed, "WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?!!"

"I don't know. I never been in this situation before. To be honest, I never been in the situation since our last adventure before."

"I don't know how to kiss Cadance without letting her nor her husband to find out. In fact, I don't know how to kiss her without letting Twilight to know about it. Oh, what the hay. I give up. I can't do it."

Pinkie gasps. "Give up? GIVE UP?!! The real Rainbow Dash I know never gives up. Did the real Rainbow Dash give up on accomplished her Sonic Rainboom? Did the real Rainbow Dash give up when her friends are endanger? Did the real Rainbow Dash give up on joining the Wonderbolt? Did the real Rainbow Dash give up on help Daring Do herself? DID THE REAL RAINBOW DASH GIVE UP ON DEFEATING STARSCREAM?!!"

"Who is Starscream?"

She was trying to figure out as well. Then, "I give up. The point is that the real Rainbow Dash I know never turn down a challenge that is too much for her to handle."

Thanks to her random friend motivation, she was all cheer up. "Thanks Pinkie. I am going to kiss Princess Cadance."

"That sounds great Dashie. So, do you know how to figure it out?"

"I have no idea."

Then, a voice occurred outside of the bathroom, "Our next stop, the Crystal Empire!"

Rainbow Dash sighed and resumed, "Well, let's hope I could figure out how to make it happen during our visit. Come on, let's catch up with the others."

Pinkie responded, "Okey Dokey!"

After they exited the bathroom, a pony entered and the scream of Pinkie went out from the inside, causing the pony to panic. Rainbow looked back her random friend, causing her to smile.