I just CAN'T understand...

by Dank Pit

death by fandom

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I have decided now would be the best time to... Eliminate Twilight Sparkle and Princess Celestia, before they have any chance to jeopardize my plan of Genocide, so I decided to start with Twilight as she seemed... odd, almost like Frisk, so I decided to eliminate the threat before it's too late and something happens. So I went back to them after I wiped out a nearby town to the south, appleoosa. Allowing me to absorb enough souls to temporarily transform into my Omega, otherwise known as Photoshop form.

As I closed in on her in my new form, she spoke to me. "I know there's some good in you, I can sense it! You can still be a good... thing, if you just try!" This just caused me to give a smirk on my grotesque TV face.

"You really ARE an idiot Twilight, I will never change, I will keep killing, also, with about 50 more souls I will have enough power to permanently hold this form!" I said with a smile before saving a file and killing her over and over again using vines and the mouth laser, I knew that I couldn't afford to extend her death for too long otherwise... the souls would rebel, so I finished her off using my flamethrower, burning her to a pile of ashes and absorbing her abnormally strong soul, which dropped my perma-transformation soul counter down to 45. Oh how I loved the sound of her screaming before she died.

Next I had gone back to my normal flower form, as I wanted Celestia to suffer a slow, extremely painful death for stopping me from killing Twilight earlier. so I popped up in front of her, got rid of the bullets surrounding her and grabbed her with vines by her hooves. I had decided to use an old knife I found in a bakery's basement (which was insanely sharp) to cut her open, thinly slicing off the skin and muscle, causing her to scream in such pain, music to my ears. I then pulled out each organ except for her heart and lungs, but I removed everything else, along with slicing off those sun tattoos on her... what should I call it? I'll just call it the butt. I then cut off the skin, muscle, and nerves from all 4 hooves, causing her to nearly blackout, and finally, I slowly pulled each limb out, ripping each one off of her body except for her left forehoove, which her still alive body hung by, before I decided to put her out of her misery and ripped her head off.

I laughed, absorbing her soul and gaining the strength equal to 20 souls, now I just need to collect 25 normal souls, or Discord's, speaking of which I decided he should die next, so I went off looking for him, noticing the aura of magic that got slowly stronger, I knew I was getting close to him, so I decided that, for the best of my time, I simply kill him quickly.

I was surprised that when I found him he wasn't alone, it seemed he brought an entire army of ponies to try to kill me, and I also spotted ANOTHER Alicorn, I spent a few hours of time reading books to learn about these ponies. I heard them talking to each other, and I haven't been spotted yet, wonderful. I decided to pop underground and right behind Discord, just out of the blue alicorn's view, and spoke, alarming both him, the alicorn, and any nearby units. "Why hello there Discord, I see you brought me all these souls, for that, I shall give you a quick death." I laughed, most of the camp's attention now focused on me, then I realized something, I'm horribly outmatched... somewhat, remember, I still have my power.... But I'll save it, I want to see what's going to happen if I stay like I am.

"This... is the threat Discord? Honestly, we expected something more... exciting or at least Tirek to team with it." Hearing that made me laugh, the whole camp's attention focused on me now, seeing spears everywhere, oh how this reminds me of Undyne, well, before I decimated her completely. And yet, Discord reminds me so much of... Sans, that fat, lazy, yet surprisingly tactical skeleton, ever since I attempted to kill everything, including his foolish brother, Papyrus. How I regretted that decision, Sans gave me about... 30-100 resets before I FINALLY beat him.

"Well, Tirek would be with me......... But I decided it would be more fun to annihilate him, souls hold most of your kind's power, so naturally, I had to kill him so I could have all the power, but worry not, it's never any fun to rule a kingdom that has no subjects, so, after I kill you all, I will use my power to reset time and go back to before I killed anyone, and maybe befriend you all, but, I have no feelings, no real pain, N O S O U L!!!" I looked at them all, apparently all their eyes widening as I spawned in my good ol' bullets "So, who wants to die first? perhaps you, Discord, or how about this Alicorn, or maybe even all the others first? I already killed Twilight Sparkle, Princess Celestia, and some sort of pink Alicorn as well, and her husband too." At hearing this, they all gasped, before anger appearing in the blue Alicorn's eyes as she readied her magic.

"We do not take lightly to your actions, no matter what, we will destroy you!" At hearing that, I laughed harder than ever before so far in my time in this strange yet entertaining world.

"Heh, go ahead, kill me all you want, I ' L L C O M E B A C K N O M A T T E R H O W M A N Y T I M E S I D I E!!!" As I felt magic destroy me, but I simply returned about a minute later, which caused her to become enraged, naturally.

"H-how?! I destroyed you completely!" She said, but somewhere in there, I sensed a slight bit of envy, not that I'm surprised since I have SO MUCH POWER!

"Like I said, no matter how many times I die I will always come back, it's probably better for you all to just surrender your souls to me so we can get this over with and I can reset the timeline and go back to normal life!" I said, smiling as I noticed about 300 spears lower, apparently some of them already giving up and accepting fate, good.


Author's Note

I return!
Here's her Death CPO, we hope you found it... amazing :P

Oh, and if one of you artists out there could supply me with some art of Celestia's death, it would be greatly appreciated (but I feel that I may have to move the rating up to M for the brutal death)

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