I just CAN'T understand...
Death's call.
Previous ChapterAuthor's Note
I heard you all like brutal deaths, so why not continue, I won't tell who this chapter's victims are, but one of them is from a certain comment in mind. Sorry this took so long, I had been on a hiatus for a while and a lot of stuff has been going on, but hopefully this chapter added will get back the attention.
Death's call.
As I stared back at the Alicorn, I smirked, mockingly more than anything else, "So what's it gonna be? Accept fate or Delay the inevitable? Those who accept their fate will be given quick, painless deaths by a quick little one of my bullets to the brain, that should be enough." Which caused more and more spears to be dropped, afterwards I looked around and came up with a quick estimate of about 250 left, not bad, considering I originally estimated about 2,000 soldiers when I first arrived, so I was satisfied with my results.
I quickly created enough bullets to quickly kill all who surrendered, firing a quick bullet into each of their heads, absorbing nearly 2,000 souls, yeah that's about right. Noting that I had more than enough souls now, I transformed into my omega form, staring down at the remaining 252 through my TV screen head thing. Getting surprised looks from them all, before Discord spoke up, "W-what even are you any more?! you're the equivalent to a giant ball of weeds!"
I just laughed at that description of me, "Well you forgot a few things, I draw my power from souls, I have a giant laser firing mouth... and I have flamethrowers, but your kind is way far behind on technology, I am ahead of anything in this world, I mean seriously, the closest your kind is to my technology is magic." I was smiling through the monitor, wondering when they would notice my bullets slowly forming around the two.
Discord however, was the first to react by sending some sort of energy wave to disperse my shots, seeing as how he seemed to be a large problem to my spree, I knew I needed to kill him first and foremost. so I used my arms in combination with my flamethrowers to block off and repel all the other ponies so I could have a good one-on-one battle. "Don't you get it you fool, it's kill or be killed!"
He seemed to just huff at me, "Ah you are such a naïve fool, there's more to life then survival, maybe one day you'd learn that." He shot a cocky grin at me, I knew he wouldn't be easy to kill, so I knew I'd have to hit him with it ALL at once. So that's what I did, the bombs, flames, finger guns, vine rushing, mouth laser, the giant circle vine balls, and the venus fly trap, all at once. What followed was mass destruction, way beyond anything that I had previously done, which is saying something since I remember how much I had to try to kill Sans, god I hated that.
Thankfully though when I finally got clear sight, he was alive, but injured into paralysis, and since I promised it, I quickly desintigrated him with the laser, absorbing his soul as I removed the surrounding vines, getting blasted in my face by a rather pathetic magic attack, to which I used my Venus flytrap to slowly kill the rest of them, save for the alicorn, to which I turned back into a normal flower to fight, once more bringing out the knife, stabbing her shoulders and moon-tattooed butt, rendering her legs useless, but what I didn't expect was to hear... a heavy, demented laugh just outside my field of view, to which I turned to my right to see... that Pinkie Pie pony, only... her hair was no longer like cotton candy, rather, it was down, she had a demented grin, and she had a knife similar to the one I had, "Awww... you ruined my cape material..." She slowly walked to be face-to-face with me, "No matter, there's other ponies too after all, just don't destroy their cutie marks, I use them for my cape, alright?" She had her knife up to me, I don't know what it was about her but... I was scared.
I nodded, silently slicing the blue alicorn's throat to kill her, absorbing her soul, "Gotcha, and you... you're the kind of pony I'd love to work with!" I was grinning like a madman now, "And besides, there's something special about us creatures, not even hesitant to kill each other if we... got in the other's... way..." I popped into the ground and came back a few feet back.
She smiled, happy I knew what our agreement was fully, then almost as if on cue, we both heard a flapping of wings, as I soon spotted a light blue, rainbow haired pegasus, "Oh uh... this is... bad..." She had a look of regret as I grabbed her with the vines, "Aw man... this sucks..."
I pinned her to the ground, smiling deviantly, "So Pinkie... how should we kill this flying rat?"
She silently walked up to Rainbow, taking my knife and her own, and slowly began tracing them around the base of Rainbow's wings, slowly cutting in, "So... heard your wings were sensitive, Dashy..." She had a demented grin as she continued, "Let's see how long until I make you scream..." I chuckled at it in response, appearing in front of her face, smirking with my tongue out.
My voice soon turned demented as well, "I always wondered what eyes, teeth, and tongue tastes like..." As I jammed a rock into her mouth, and forced her to bite it until all her teeth shattered before taking it out of her mouth, "Wanna watch this? It's about to get Messy..." To which I, rather crudely, jammed my own tongue into Rainbow's mouth as if I was kissing her, taking all the shards of her teeth into my mouth before precisely placing a bullet to cut through her own tongue, allowing me to take it and eat her tongue as well, it was chewier than I hoped, but I dealt with it. Next on the list, eyeballs, simply put, I stuck my tongue into her eye sockets and ripped out her eyes one at a time, loving her blood-gargled screams of pain as Pinkie soon finished cutting off her wings.
I proceeded to take my knife back, and began skinning only the top layer of skin before stopping and looking at Pinkie, "Hey, think you could get some lemon juice, or some salt?" She nodded, knowing where I was going as she went to get it, I rearranged Rainbow to almost look as if she was being crucified, as I cut her open in a Y-shape pattern over her torso, using a couple vine spikes to pin the flaps open as Pinkie came back with a bucket of lemon juice, which she first got some on Rainbow's missing wing spots and her face, before dumping the rest inside her, which caused a blood curdling beautiful scream of pain before I snapped her neck.
This was the beginning of our beautiful partnership.
