Ian & Neo invade Equestria

by ChaosAngel

Crash landing

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Current location - Grandx Castle

"Ha-ha~! We did it, I was seriously not about to keep this up for another 2 hours!" Neo said while cracking his knuckles.

"Looks like we're done with this world, everything should go back to normal within the next few days. Alright Neo lets get... What are you doing?" asks Ian

Neo was bent over the dead body of Grandx, stripping him of all his armor and weapons. "Look we had to hear his rambling for an 3 hours about why he did this, another hour of his grand plan, 5 hours of fighting him, and when we beat him he was like; 'This isn't even my final form.' and we had to go another 2 hours beating that form! I'm taking his stuff and everything else I want too."

"I didn't like him either but still we need to respect his death."

"Nope. Here you can have this sword." Neo tosses a large red sword with a handle made of bone to Ian.

"It is a nice looking sword."

"Alright I'm done we can go now." Neo snaps his fingers causing a large portal to open up. "Where are we going this time?"

Ian pulls out a small black book and turns to a random page. "There's a world that has nothing but jelly people, looks like they have some ancient weapon made from their last king."

"Cool so we're gonna steal it."

"Of course we are, now lets get going."

Ian and Neo enter the portal and began the long walk through the Dimensional Plain.

Current location - Dimensional Plain

"I wonder if he's somewhere close by, that damn worm."

"We haven't seen him for awhile and the last time we did he almost killed us both... again. By the way Neo,"

"Hmm?"

"How are you carrying all that stuff anyway?"

"Oh well," Neo looked up at his pile of full of carpets, tapestries, a throne, pieces of armor, and at the very top was Grandx helmet. "I made it lighter before we left."

"Why didn't you just send it home?"

"I'm taking in all this stuff since that guy was so annoying." Neo jerked his pile causing the helmet to fall down so he could catch it with a free hand. "Hello Grand."

"Ello Neo." The helmet said with the help of Neo bouncing the helmet from the inside and deepening his voice.

"Do you want to come home with us?"

"Yes Neo my old home was so boring and dark and scary but you are so much cooler."

"Yeah I know."

"Neo stop that's not funny. It's creepy for you to be doing like that."

*ROAAAAAAAR*

"Welp it looks like the Continuworm is back." Neo said dropping his pile and getting into his fighting stance.

"Yeah but from which direction this time?" Ian asked pulling his new sword from nowhere and moving behind Neo.

The ground beneath Ian&Neo began to crack and holes started forming, then completely out of nowhere a giant green worm leapt up from a hole and dived down on our hero's.

"OH, SHIT!"

"BRACE FOR IMPACT NEO!"

The worm, with open mouth, dived down and swallowed up Ian&Neo. But don't worry they're not dead the Continuworm does something completely different. Let's follow Ian first

Current location - Outside Fluttershy's cottage

Everything was calm and peaceful as Fluttershy tended to her various animal friends, today she was feeding a family of Duck.

"Here you go Mr. and Mrs. Duck, I hope this enough for you and your entire family this time."

"Quack."

"Oh there's no need to thank me, I couldn't just stand around and watch you starve now could I?"

Fluttershy then noticed her tail being pulled and yanked, she turned her head to see her pet bunny Angel still pulling, trying to get her attention.

"What is it Angel, are you hungry too?"

Angel then stopped pulling and pointed a paw straight up at the sky, Fluttershy looked up to see that the sky had grown dark and red, there were several bolts of lightning as the sky began to rip open.

"What's happening to the sky?"

Dark clouds began to roll in and the lightning was joined by clashes of thunder, a rainbow trail flew by but stopped and backtracked revealing Rainbow Dash. Rainbow Dash hovered staring at Fluttershy who was still looking up at the sky with her mouth open.

"Fluttershy." Rainbow Dash called out to Fluttershy, seeing though that sh didn't avert her gaze Rainbow tried calling louder. "Fluttershy!" Raising her voice didn't help so Rainbow did the next best thing, yelling. "FLUTTERSHYYYY!"

Fluttershy jumped once she heard her name being yelled  by a familiar voice, she looked at Rainbow Dash with her mouth still open then she looked back at the sky and back to Rainbow, this went on for a few more times before Fluttershy actually said anything.

"What's happening, I thought there wasn't a storm scheduled for today."

"There isn't and this isn't normal weather either, these clouds just formed on their own, me and the rest of the weather team are trying to stop it. You need to get inside and stay inside." Rainbow said as she flew off to join the rest of the weather control team high in sky. Fluttershy hurried and gathered her animal friends into her cottage before shutting the door.

Up in the sky Rainbow Dash had joined with the captain of Squad C, a blue Pegasus colt, he had a yellow mane and tail and his cutie mark was of a tornado. His short mane and tail blew in the wind as he fought the heavy winds blowing against him.

"Are the other captains in position Night Cloud?"

"They're in position but nopony can get any closer than this, there's some sort of forcefield keeping us from getting closer." Night Cloud put his hoof out and it was stopped by spark from the invisible forcefield.

"Then how are we gonna stop this thing?" Rainbow ask

"Captain Night Cloud we just received new information." Another Pegasus had flown over wearing goggles issued to all messenger ponies.

"What is it?"

"It seems that the clouds are opening up and something big is coming out of it."

"What you say!?"

Indeed the messenger pony was right and the clouds began to swirl before opening up like a funnel letting 2 unidentified objects fall through, the clouds then closed up but the storm raged on. The 2 objects fell straight to the ground crashing into it. After several minuets of waiting the storm started to die down and the forcefield had dissipate allowing the ponies to go and check out what fell to earth. Rainbow Dash was the first on the scene but when see reached the area all she found was an odd creature and a hole. The creature began to groan and shift as it sat up rubbing it's head and looking around.

"What are you, and why have you come to Equestria alien?" Rainbow asks trying to sound as if she was the bigger threat then the creature.

"Can you give me a moment, I just got swallowed by a giant worm and dropped off in some weird planet. I'm not in the mood for this old bit." The creature said picking it's self off the ground and dusting it's self off.

"Rainbow Dash what did you find?" Blue Breeze said as he came within talking distance.

"I found some strange creature, it looks all weird and tall and stands on its hind hooves."

"Okay first stop calling me a creature, I'm a human. Secondly I have a name, Ian Okazaki and by the way that's Ian pronounced with an I not an E. And lastly did you see a worm that looked as if it was cut in half, possibly spewing green liquid of some sort?"

"Well regardless of what your name is, as captain of Squad C of CloudsDale and a retired officer of the CloudsDale police force I have the authority to place you under arrest. Tie him up and take him away." Night Cloud calls several of the other Pegasi over, they approach Ian with a ropes in their mouths.

Ian pulls out a pocket watch from his pocket and opens it examining it, the face is badly cracked and the hands are bent but still moving. "I don't really have a choice right now, so I'll cooperate." Ian puts his pocket watch back and places his arms behind him, after being tied up he was lifted to the nearby town of Ponyville and placed in jail.

Current Location - Ponyville Jail Cell #3

Ian sat in his cell which was way to small for his size, the officers kept him tied up and did their best to stay professional and not ask any questions that didn't relate to Ian's descent into their world. After several hours of waiting it was finally dark out and the moon could be seen from Ian's cell. Boredom then set in.

"Hey." Ian called over to the officer pony on duty.

"What?"

"Why are you all horses?"

"Cause we are, why are you... that?"

"Cause this is the form most people from my world are familiar with. Are there any other creatures in this world that can talk?"

"Lot's and by the way we prefer to be called ponies."

"Laaaaame."

"Look shut up, you should be happy they gave you the chance to see Princess Celestia and Luna to decide what to do with you. If it was up to me you'd be 6 hooves under by now."

"Yeah whatever, so can you untie me I want my 1 free phone call?"

"Who on earth can you call?"

"Oh so this is earth good to know, anyway I have someone to call."

"Ugh, I want to say no but it's my duty."

The officer gets up from his desk and comes to let Ian out of his cell, the good part was that the officer was a unicorn. Red coat and long tail with short mane, looked like a bob cut. His cutie mark was a night stick, he probably got it for an unnecessary amount of justice being served. The officer unties Ian and points him in the direction of the phone.

"There it is take your call and be quick about it."

"Thanks. By the way, are you a unicorn?"

"Yeah why?"

"Just wanted to know." Ian walks over to the phone, as he makes his way over he pulls out his black book and writes into it. "So far I've encountered two types of locals, the mythical Pegasus, and Unicorns. Not sure what other types of species are around. I've also gained info about princess's, obviously the current rulers." After Ian put's his book away he picks up the phone and dials a number he's very familiar with. The phone rings awhile before someone on the other end picks up.

"Who are you and how did you get this number?" The voice on the phone asks.

"Shizune it's me, Ian."

"Ian!? What happened to you and Neo you both suddenly dropped out of our radar."

"We were attacked by that freaking worm, we attacked its insides and cut it half but since it was going through a portal we got thrown into some random world. I wish I could tell you more but it looks like I'm out of time."

"Alright I'll see if I can find where Neo is."

"I checked on a small scale, he's not in this universe so he must be in a alternate version of this one."

"I'll run a large scale scan for his energy. Try to get in touch as soon as you can."

"Alright."

*Click*

"Back in your cell and try to keep your mouth shut. Your voice annoys me."

"Yeah, yeah, I'm going. I just hope Neo isn't doing something stupid."

Now that we've seen the mess Ian is in lets see how Neo is holding up.

Current Location - Sweet Apple Acers

"Thank y'all kindly for helping me with this order girls." Applejack said pulling over a cart full of apples.

"It's my pleasure Applejack, I've always wanted to learn how to bake but I'm not the best at cooking, or baking or anything that involves preparing complicated dishes." Twilight says using her magic to take the apples and put them into a large machine with Pinkie Pie running on it causing the apples to be crushed into sauce.

"This is so much fun! I've never made applestrawberrybananablueberryjam before and I didn't even know it could taste this good!" Pinkie had pulled a jar of the finish product out from nowhere and dumped the contents of it straight into her mouth. "Mhmmm, this stuff is delicious!"

And just like the previous storm, clouds rolled in and darkened the sky but unlike the other time they were quickly destroyed by a flaming object flying straight at the ground.

"What in Celestia's name is that up there?" Applejack said holding a hoof above her eyes to shield them from the sun.

"I don't know but lets check it out, it could be dangerous." Twilight dropped the apples and proceeded over to where the object was landing.

"Or it could be a party meteor!" Pinkie Pie was off the machine and hopping right behind Twilight and Applejack.

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