Where the f**k am I?!

As you read in the last chapter something was currently falling to earth and Twilight, Applejack, and Pinkie Pie all went to check it out. Let's see how that's going. Also if you're gonna dislike this tell me why at least so I can improve.

Twilight and friends followed where they saw the object fall as fast as they could, the falling object was picking up speed but held it's straight course. It was suddenly engulfed with fire as it picked up to much speed from it's fall.

"Everypony take cover!" Twilight yelled as she ducked behind a large rock nearby.

Applejack jumped behind  a tree, and Pinkie Pie hopped into a bush. Twilight looked from behind her hiding spot and could hear faint yelling coming from the object. "Is there somepony falling with it, our is somepony around us hurt?

*Crash*

A large shock wave was sent out as the object made impact with the earth, the shock wave blew anything that wasn't heavy enough or bolted to the ground away. It scorched the grass around the impact zone and the shock wave bent several of the weaker trees in the area, a huge cloud of smoke formed and dirt was thrown everywhere.

"Can anypony see what just landed?" Twilight said while rubbing dirt out of her eyes and waving away the smoke around her.

"Ah see something tall, it looks like it's attacking something." Applejack begins to cough from inhaling to much smoke. "Wish all those smoke would blow away."

"GET YOUR FUCKING TENTACLES OFF ME!" A voice called out from somewhere in the smoke

"Was that you Pinkie?" Applejack asked looking around for her friend.

"No I'm right behind you." Pinkie Pie said with a smile on her and a small giggle.

"OH GOD IT'S TRYING TO EAT ME AGAIN!" The voice called out again with a bit of fear.

"Hold on there partner, we'll help ya out when we find ya." Applejack as she began to fumble around looking for the source of the voice. "Hey Twi do you think you could do something about this here smoke?"

"Hold on give me a second," Twilight's horn begins to glow purple with the activation of the spell, wind began to blow forcing all the smoke to fly in the direction in which Twilight commanded. "There now we should be able to find the pony in trouble."

"I found him," Pinkie Pie yells over from a small crater in earth, she was looking down at the funny looking creature struggling with a weird looking worm that was spitting out juices all over him. "I don't think he's a pony but he sure does look funny."

"HEY INSTEAD OF STANDING THERE, WHY NOT COME AND HELP ME?!"

"Alright." Pinkie Pie jumped down into the crater without a second thought, she slid down the edge straight into the creature knocking him over and causing the worm to be hurled into the air.

"Oh shit," The creature fumbled around trying to get on his feet and climb out the hole to catch the worm. But luck was not on his side and the worm hit the ground and quickly burrowed underground to escape it's attacker. "Damn it got away, and now I gotta find it."

"Hey you," Applejack said as she slowly and cautiously approached the creature. "What did you do with ma friend Pinkie?"

"Pinkie?" The creature raised an eyebrow and looked down into the crater then back at Applejack. "You mean the pink thing in the hole?"

Pinkie Pie's head popped up over the edge. "Hi my names Pinkie Pie, whats yours? Pinkie Pie asked after she pulled her self out of the crater.

"It's Neo... Neo Zilla..." Neo responded.

"Where are you from Neo?"

"Uh... earth."

"We're all from earth silly, I meant what city or town or country or village or palace or tribe or-" Pinkie was cut off when she noticed Neo walking away.

"Look I'm sorry but I don't have time for this, I need to find a friend, and someone who isn't obviously on a sugar rush that could help me."

"Well why don't you ask me for help then." Twilight says as she joins the rest of her friends around the crater.

"Oh great, more mini horses," Neo said while throwing his hands in the air. "Fan-fucking-tastic, maybe I can find a mini zebra while I'm here!" Neo went into his pocket and pulled out a green orb, it was perfectly smooth and shining with a color Neo named after himself, Neo Green. Neo then got on his knees and placed his hand on the earth."

"What are you doing?" Applejack asked while watching Neo's odd act.

"Ian's not on this planet, he's not even in this universe, and I can't leave until I capture that worm either. Well I don't need help from any horses,"

"We're ponies mind you."

"Whatever, I'm out." Neo's green orb began to glow and the shattered in his hand, and as Neo stood there with his mouth open and a twitching eye a small piece of his soul died along with his orb. "It took me 5 years to make this, I... I had to find so many cracks in the fabric of space to just shape it. The material was made from the power emeralds of that awesome planet which name I can't remember right now because. I'm. So. FUCKING. PISSED OFF NOW!"

Neo started to yell at the top of his lungs, his voice was loud enough to be heard by nearby Ponyville. Neo's anger was causing the ground beneath our three ponies to shake violently.

"Hey you gotta calm down!" Twilight yelled to Neo, trying to keep her balance was becoming a fruitless effort.

"SCREW THIS PLANET, SCREW THIS UNIVERSE! YOU KNOW WHAT," Neo held a hand up into the air and spawned an energy ball the size of a basketball, he looked over at Twilight. "FUCK THIS PLANET!" Neo was about to throw it on the ground, lol, but was stopped when he heard Twilight yell again.

"Above you!"

"Above me?" Neo looked up and saw a smaller portal like the one he uses above him, several of the things he took from Grandx castle began to fall through, right above him remind you. "Ah fuck." Neo was hit over the head with several very large objects, lets run down some of the things that hit him. A full set of armor, a throne, a dark marble column, several doors, a barrel full of stuff, a statue, an untrustworthy statue, a small golden statue, a pig (that ran away we it got the chance), and several bottle of landanamnamnamnamnam. "I'm out..." Neo said right as he fell to the ground into his pile of loot.

"I'm not sure if I should, but help me get him back to the hospital so they can run some diagnosis on what he is." Twilight said as she used her magic to move several of the items away so they could all get to Neo.

Current Location - Ponyville Hospital (Don't ask me how they got him in their without anypony noticing, I don't even know

Neo laid in the 2 beds it took to accommodate his size, he was hooked up to several machines.

"Ugh, being unconscious is as boring as it always is." Neo thought to himself inside his mind while he waited for his body to recover.

Well look who I can finally get into contact with.

Ian!? How the hell are you inside my mind!?

"It's because you're stupid and it makes it easier for me to find you. But my pocket watch is cracked so I can't talk long."

"Where are we?"

"According to what info I could gather, we're in a world called Equestria. It's inhabited by talking ponies. I'm not sure what other animals can talk so far but I want you to come to my current location asap."

"I can't my favorite orb broke and I'm gonna have to wait until I can get the energy to make another.

"And how long is that going take?"

"Um... a year.

"*Sigh* Alright Neo in this year look for that worm and destroy it before it regenerates. And do whatever you can to be as nice as possible to the locals."

"Whatever."

"Is he going to be alright Nurse Redheart?" Twilight ask as she enters the room where Neo is being kept.

"Well his head isn't damaged, and he's in stable condition but I've never treated somepony like... this. What is he anyway?"

"I've been researching his species and he closely resembles a creature called Human. There's not much known about them so I'm going to take this opportunity to learn as much about them as possible."

"Hey Twilight," Rainbow Dash had came to the hospital with Rarity and Fluttershy on Twilight's behalf. "Where's this thing you wanted to show us?"

"it's right here." Twilight waved the three of them over so they can get a closer look at Neo.

"Oh my, what kind of creature is this?" Rarity ask backing away slowly in slight disgust.

"It's a human, according to what I've read on them, they went extinct millions of years ago."

"Well this one isn't much of a sight now is he, and just look at that hideous green hair."

Neo suddenly sat straight up and looked down at Rarity. "Hey, shutup." Neo then got up and pulled out the various things stuck into his skin. "I hate hospitals, always trying to stick me with things and then getting pissed when they cant find whats wrong."

"Excuse me sir but you just can't take those out." Nurse Redheart said to Neo, she tried to put some of them back in but Neo kindly refused.

"I'm fine just don't put anymore needles or tubes in me without asking."

There was ringing coming from outside the room. "I'll take your word for it since I have to answer that, it's probably my son. He's currently in Hoofington studying for his Doctoral Exam and he's been keeping me updated on his progress. Nurse Redcross leaves the room to answer the phone leaving Neo alone with Twilight and friends.

"Excuse me," says Twilight as she levitates a check board and a pen in front of her. "If you don't mind me and my friends would like to ask you a few questions."

"How about you go fu..." Neo remembered what Ian asked of him, and to Neo it meant that if didn't listen to him it would mean he would experience hell on whatever planet they are on. Neo cleared his throat and finished his sentence with a different word instead.

"First, I'd be happy to answer any questions you all have." Neo puts on a fake smile to show he's at least trying to be nice.

"Good, then I'll begin. What species are you?" Twilight ready's her pen to write down Neo's answer.

"That's answer is a lot harder to answer then you think, I guess you can say I'm a human."

"Let me go next," Rarity says. "What's wrong with your hair?"

"There's nothing wrong with my hair it's been green since I was born, and I like it this way."

"Um... can I go next, if it's okay with you, I mean don't want anypony to not have their question answered." Fluttershy goes on.

"Just ask your question already." Neo says stretching his arms and letting out a big yawn.

"Oh okay... um... Do you have any magic like Unicorns or can you fly like Pegasus?"

"Well I do have magic, and I can fly but at the moment I can't do either."

Rainbow Dash hovers in front of Neo with crossed hooves and an mean facial expression. "Who are you and why are you here anyway?"

"My name is Neo Zilla, and the reason I'm here is an accident. My friend Ian and I were traveling through this area called the Dimensional Plain when we were attacked by this huge worm that eats the energy in the Dimensional Plain which causes holes in the fabric of time & space. We got eaten and on our way through it's digestive track it entered a portal and we split it in half which caused us to get thrown into your world."

Neo was asked several more questions about his world and what his life was like before they all left the hospital and went to Twilight's home. At this same time Ian was taken from the Ponyville jail and was placed into a carriage bound to Canterlot to see Princess Celestia and Luna.

Authors Note: Arrrrrgh I'm sleepy, need musical ponies to help me get to sleep. Well anyone who can guess what happens to Ian or comes close enough will win the special prize in the story.