Ian & Neo invade Equestria

Current Location - In the back of a police carriage

Ian sat in the carriage, he was to big for it and had to rearrange himself in a very awkward manner so he could write in his book to record his discoveries. "Today starts my first official log of this world, everything else I've written will be rewritten into this log. Ian's log I: I'm currently being taken to a city on a mountain called Canterlot, with what these ponies have said I'm guessing their rulers reside in Canterlot. I'll have to do what I can to make sure I don't come off as a threat to their world. Extra Note: My pocket watch is broken but slowly repairing itself so I'll be able to use my powers in a few weeks when its done. If I try to know it might restart the restoration process. How much longer until I can get out of here?"

"It's going to be another half hour." One of the two officers pulling the carriage said.

"Well can you speed it up I think my legs are falling asleep, as well as my arms and both my feet."

"We would've been there an hour ago if you weren't such a fat ass!"

"Then you can wake me up when we get there."

Ian readjust himself to get in the most comfortable position he can before he drifted off into a slumber.

30 minuets later

The carriage came to a halt at the entrance of the city of Canterlot, the officers unhinged themselves and moved to the back of the carriage to unlock and let Ian out.

"Should we wake him up?" The Pegasus officer asks.

"Nah, I got a better idea." The Unicorn officer takes a rope with his magic and hog ties Ian, he pulls on the rope and drags Ian off the carriage right into the ground.

With the sudden felling of falling Ian is jolted awake and his first sight is the ground and the taste of dirt in his mouth. "I swear to your god I will get you back for this." Ian lifted his head up and wriggled his body as he tried to move. "And I'm tied up, why does everyone fell the need to tie me up?"

"Hey shut up here come the royal guards and let me tell you they can do to you what they want until the Princesses say other wise."

"So I'm going to be raped?"

"Just... just shut up."

Three royal guards approach pulling a carriage behind them, the largest one was an Earth Pony and spoke for the entire group. "Are you the ones who are here dropping of the alien?"

"Yes this is him," The Unicorn officer drags Ian in front the guard and drops the rope in front of him. "He likes to make smart remarks whenever you say something to him."

"We'll take it from here then." The Earth pony gestures for his partners to take Ian, they grab the rope and hoist him into the another carriage. "A reward will be sent to the pony that brought him in at the time of discovery so please inform them to expect it soon."

"Yes sir!" Both ponies say in unison as they ready their carriage for its trip back to Ponyville.

As the royal guards watched them off another carriage approached pulled by a Pegasus arrived and landed, two other Pegasus flew on the sides and touched down. "Welcome Ms. Sparkle and friends, we will escort you and the alien to the Princesses."

Ian and company were 'escorted' to the chamber of the royal pony sisters. After Ian was unpacked and thrown at the hooves of Celestia and Luna he decided to introduce himself in a manner he felt appropriate.

"Am I going to be stuffed into anymore tiny boxes or is this the last time, it's starting to get really annoying."

"That is no way to great our princesses! Introduce yourself!" One of the guards yell.

"Alright, alright. I'll do it your way. My name is Ian Okazaki if you want to know anything just ask."

"I am Princess Celestia, and I must say it certainly a pleasure to meet a new creature in our fair land."

"Thou may call me Princess Luna. Please, where does thou reside from?"

"I come from earth, in a different dimension from this one, and I'm kinda stuck here as well."

"Isn't there a way for you to return to your home?" asked Celestia

"Not until my friend Neo fixes his orb,"

"Exactly what does the orb do?"

"It pulls in energy from the dimensional plane and allows us to go to other dimensions, now I know I said I would answer any question but can I be unchained now? It's getting very uncomfortable, and believe you me I've been in chains hundreds of times before."

"Of course you can," Celestia motions for the guard to release Ian and he does so with an unpleased grunt. "Since we are sure you are not here to cause any damage to our world you can be released but we still can't allow you free roam around by yourself at least. That's why I have called on the Elements of Harmony to be you chaperones while your here."

"That is a responsible condition," Ian pulls out and checks his watch, it was still heavily damaged and the hands were ticking very slowly but it was operational. "But I personally don't like babysitters." Ian pressed one of the buttons on the side of his watch, a magical circle spread around him, the inside looked like a clock ticking with time, the hands slowed to a stop and so did everything around Ian. "I have 5 minuets before time resumes, that should be enough time to get out of this time at least."

*Now lets look at this from a pony's point of view*

"That is a responsible condition," Ian pulls out and checks his watch, it was still heavily damaged and the hands were ticking very slowly but it was operational. "But I personally don't like babysitters." Ian pressed one of the buttons on the side of his watch, a magical circle spread around him, the inside looked like a clock ticking with time, the hands slowed to a stop and so did everything around Ian.

As if he was a ghost Ian suddenly vanished leaving a room full of confused ponies.

"Find him!" Rainbow Dash yelled as she flew through a nearby closed window shattering it and yelling sorry as she flew to the front of the palace. Twilight and the others began running through the many corridors of the palace looking for the runaway human checking every room they came across.

Outside Rainbow Dash spots Ian casually walking out the palace as if he had just received a trophy from the princess herself. "Hey you!"

"What the hell?"

"And just where do you think you're going!?"

....

Ian ran back into the palace as fast as he could, he looked back to see if Dash was flowing him and she was, and catching up very quickly. Not wanting to be caught Ian used his watch to stop time again.

"Crap, my watch can't even stop time for 5 minuets right now, I'll have to find a room or something to hide in until I can escape." Ian runs up the large stairs and to his right not sure which way he's going but going right has always brought him good luck. As he ran through the corridor Ian stopped and ducked behind a nearby suit of armor, several guards ran by completely oblivious to Ian. "It's effects are getting weaker, I have to hide soon."

Pinkie Pie and Twilight had just rounded a corner and saw Ian hiding, Twilight planned to grab him quietly with her magic and take him back to the princesses but didn't factor in Pinkie Pie.

"Twilight grab him!" Pinkie yelled out, the sentence was loud enough for Ian to hear and he turned to see Twilight reading her magic, he ran from his hiding spot down the corridor warping around and reappearing in random spots. "Can't you stop him Twilight?"

"It would be better if he wasn't warping so much."

"Damn it this thing can't even hold time still for 5 seconds now, but as long as I keep this up she wont be able to grab me. as Ian finished his thought a spark of magic had nearly missed his head, he stopped and turned to see Twilight shooting more at him. "Finally some actual fighting!" I held up his hand and his katana appeared from the dimensional plane. Ian quickly unsheathed it and began disbursing the magic with his sword. "You're not gonna be able to stop me with these weak magic attacks!"

Ian was having so much fun destroying the magic that he forgot he was hiding, several of the guards have came up behind him and surprised him with their shouting. "Stop right there criminal scum! No one breaks the law in my town!"

"Oh... I hope Neo is having a much better time than me right now."

Yeah I know it's been awhile and this isn't a good chapter but I'm tired so deal with it -.- next one is already in work and I'll get back to it sooner then this.