Ditzy Doo went on a date about a week ago. After some severe confusion the stallion that treated her to dinner left in a huff, leaving a very confused mare behind. After a good deal of puzzling Ditzy decides to seek outside help, not realizing the information she seeks isn't something most are willing to "chat" about. Her determination eventually takes her all the way to the top of Equestria's social ladder, the goddess Celestia.
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Written in first person, I'm writing this to get it out of my head. This is my first attempt at first person, and reviews are very much appreciated. I don't know if this will be as funny as I think it is, but I'll hope it gets at least three views.