To Become a God

"Yes! I can finally use the Ultimate Arceus! Oh this is so exciting!"

If you can't tell, I managed to get a Mystery Gift containing the Ultimate Arceus. In short, BEST THING EVER! I heard about them but a couple of years ago, the event had ended.

Oh, where are my manners? My name is Steven Miles. A few years ago, my friends had gotten me into Pokémon. I played all the games, and managed to 100% them all. My friends all managed to get the Ultimate Arceus at EB Games. They were all so pumped about it and continuously battled each other with them. Just one on one.

When I started to get into the game, I asked them about it, and they said that the event ended years ago. I was sad, but moved on. However, today someone at the mall had a stand up, giving away the Mystery Gift. I instantly ran over and asked him about it. He told me that he had access to the Gift and could give it away. I pulled out my 3DS that I always had on me and asked if he could give it to me?

"Sure, what game?"

"Omega Ruby." I answered.

He booted up his own and set up the connection. I quickly connected and he gave me the gift.

"Oh, and when you use it," He said after the transfer had finished, "Make sure you use 'Spacial Rend' first."

"Umm, sure?" I said, the confusion obvious in my voice.

I walked over to a nearby bench and sat down. I opened my DS back up and launched Omega Ruby. I opened up my save file and received the gift from the PokéMart. Quickly switching my newly received Arceus to the first slot, I went out to find some wild Pokémon to battle. The first step I took in the grass resulted in a battle.

The Pokémon I found was just a level 3 Poochyena. Easy enough. I let out Arceus and the battle screen was brought up. I selected Spacial Rend.

Arceus used Spacial Rend.

Nothing happened.

I waited for a minute and nothing happened. I tried pressing 'A' a few times and saw a small rift open up, then close as I stopped pressing it. Wanting results, I spammed 'A'. Slowly, the rift opened back up. When it looked like it was at full size, something unexpected happened.

The rift jumped out of the screen and at me!

"The fu-" Was all I managed to get out before I was swallowed by the rift.

I fell for the longest time, or was it only a second? I couldn't tell. All i know, is that I was falling. As I was falling, my body started tingling. A few seconds later, pain was the only thing I felt. Bone structures changed, muscles changed, body parts changed, everything changed. When the pain stopped, I felt something rush through me. It felt like a great river of water that was hot and cold at the same time. When it stopped, there was a tingling sensation left behind.

After what felt like eternity, a small light appeared in the distance.

I watched as it became bigger and I eventually was engulfed by it. When the blinding light left my vision. I found myself on one knee. I took this moment to look around. I saw a building that looked like a school. Definitely high school. The moment I tried standing up, I fell back down. The hell? I looked down and saw two golden tipped... Hooves? Yeah, let's go with that.

I looked around my body more, and saw a golden ring around my midsection. Behind me, I saw a tail. My colours were mostly white, a bit of grey and gold. Hold on. A golden ring with four emeralds embedded in it, golden tipped hooves and a grey area going down my chest. HOLY SHIT! I looked around for a mirror and instead found a window. Good enough. I tried concentrating in walking, but every time I would just fall down again.

Okay, just do what comes naturally. I stopped thinking about walking and just let it happen. Somehow, that worked. I walked around some more to hardwire the movements to my brain so I wouldn't keep falling over. When I was confident in walking again, I approached the window. What I saw shocked me, but not too much.

So I was right... I really am Arceus... FUCK YEAH!! I'M MOTHERFUCKING ARCEUS!!!! I started dancing around. I only stopped when I saw a giant beam of blue light shoot up into the sky. Better check it out. I ran to the corner of the building and peered around it.

The fuck?