Abused Plots and Short Stories

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(Princess Luna) (Mane 6) (Celestia) (Nightmare Moon)

Princess Luna and Her Throne

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Princess Luna was battling a monster in her throne.

"Go Down you ungrateful whelp! I brought you into this word and I intend to force you into a deep dark hole where nopony shall ever find thee!"

The monster fought back, spitting wetness onto Luna's face.

"Gah! Vile beast! You have fouled my face!" A plunger was raised into the air by a violently pulsating, dark blue aura. It began to spin rapidly, spattering fouled liqid all over the bathroom. When the rotation speed was perfect, Luna could feel it, "BEAST! THOU SHALT PAY FOR THINE TREASON!"

All was calm, all was quiet, but then... at speeds faster than light, it created a double helix of swirling airs around itself, causing a vortex of suction to force the 'beast' downward, into the throne.

And then, space-time warped, causing a blue, police box to be sucked into this universe.

The physics denying plunger shattered Luna's throne, causing all the water and porcelain to be flung outwards, punching holes though the bathroom walls and door.

"Huzzah!" Luna yelled as the guards in the hallway were murdered by the shrapnel. "The offender hath been removed faster than the explosion could destroy it!"

Celestia burst into the room with the mane six. She had summoned them en masse due to the dire sounding nature of Luna's room.

"Nightmare Moon! We have come to stop you!" Twilight's back was arched, similarly to a cat's, and the mane six were backed up by the Sun Mover, herself.

A dark, seductive voice chuckled from inside the bathroom.

Celestia yelled, "Twilight! I mean, Magic Book Horse! Use your magic and end her tyranny!"

The six ponies burst open the door to the room that that that led to the bathroom.

The lights were off, casting shadows onto a rather large, fat pony. She had possessed a mare who looked like she had spent too much time playing video games and eating Doritos.

...There was cheese all over her fetlocks.

In response to their stares, possessed Princess Luna cackled, "I have returned!"

"Night Mare Moon!"

"No it is not Nightmare Moon. I have come to Luna in her time of weakness, being unable to flush her breakfast of deep fried bowl of cereal and milk! I tricked her into giving me her body by flushing her wastes! I first possessed the plunger, and then I possessed her! MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

No one said anything. After all, how would you react to a possessed goddess, ten sizes too large?

"Oh by the way, since I did not take over Luna with the whole night thing, I guess..." She twiddled her hooves, "I guess I'm actually, NIGHTMARE PLUNGER!" She followed this with another deep, hearty laugh. "I SHALL PLUNGE EQUESTRIA INTO ITS DESTRUCTION!"

All of Equestira's clogged toilets shuddered in fear.

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Two Months Later

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"When are you going to release meeeee?" Nightmare Plunger whined. "I don't wannna keep workinnnng!!" She started to cry.

"Well you should've thought of that before possessing my sister. Again."

"Don't eat that apple in front of me!" Her hoof flung outward, flinging the dirty gold all over Celestia.

"Grr. You ruined my snack. Oh, by the way," Celestia's eyes held a mischievous glint, "My other throne's backed up again."

"FUUUUUUU—"

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Two years Later

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The first alicorn ran plumber service, Ali-clog Co, had made headway into some of even the worse toilets in the business.

The Crystal Empire Strikes Back with its permafrosted outhouses, however after a laser fought battle with Storm Poopers and other doomsday devices, the Crystal Empire never had outhouses again.

Manehattan was the main place for clogs. Since all the waste from Canterlot joined with the Manehattan poo pipe leading towards the ocean for disposal, all those ponies caused major buildups in the main drain. This in turn led to clogged toilets and constant flooding from overflowing toilets. Clearly, an Ali-clog was needed. On that day, tsunamis were created.

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A week after the Manehattan Incident

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She had entered into the private dining hall, looking for a quick bite to eat and a shower. Murdering three toilets possessed by some sort of spirit yelling something about crystals was hard work.

Celestia began to wave. "Nightmare Plunger! Over here!"

"Not now, not sister."

"PleeeeEEEEASE?"

Plunger face-hoofed. "Buck, you sound like a filly." She decided to walk over anyway. On her meandering saunter, flakes of the unspoken fell to the floor and puddles of not lemonade pooled from her hooves. "And what do you desire me for?"

Tinkling sounds were heard from Celestia, almost as if tapping her hooves together, "Oh ehm, you see..." A blush spread across her well-sculpted face.

"A THIRD TIME TODAY?! AHHHHH! DANG IT HOW ANY TIMES DO YOU POO SO HARD THAT IT WON'T FLUSH?!"

She had dealt with it all. The uncloggable clogged by a mess so clogging that it could've only have been clogged by a clogging god. The impossibly dirty, so much so that light could not escape the perfect black(brown) body. The stinkiest, able to melt though even diamonds. But it was her. HER! The one who could take a poo three times a day and clog each time, for two years!

"I SO BUCKING QUIT! AFTER THIS FIASCO, I"M OUT OF HERE, LUNA, YOU TAKE MY LITERAL PIECE OF CRAP JOB!"

A black mist blanketed the room. When it touched sunlight, it burned and screamed an unearthly howl. Diving toward a drain pipe, the mist that was the Nightmare was never seen again, but could be heard from time to time combatting clogs in the sewage system.

~The End