Abused Plots and Short Stories

[Random] [Human???]

(KingSombra) (Twilight Sparkle)

A Thousand Words In Five Minutes (Attempt 1)

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"Twilight Sparkle!" Yelled a booming voice. Princess Luna had flown through the window. She had been turned into a turkey.

"But Luna! How am I supposed to complete our poker game for The Pigs Fly contest next Thursday?!"

"SQUACK! I GOBBLE! Just DO IT!"

Shia Lebuff popped in and did his thingy.

"Old references are boring let's-"

JOHN CENA!! DO DEOO DEE!

"I hate it when John Cena uses the Elements of Harmony on us." Twilight Sparkle said, oh so convincingly.

"So where are we going this night," asked Princess Luna.

"Oh probably to the Gallows. I heard Frank is being executed."

"Again?!" Luna exclaimed in horror. "This is the fifth time this week! I hope dying so much won't kill a specter."

"Don't worry I'd never actually kill your guard, Luna." She face-hoofed in confirmation because Twilight is an idiot. "Well, better get some duct tape. I feel like asphyxiating him to death again."

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King Sombra laughed in melancholy. He was eating a bucket of ice cream, crying his eyes out. "Oh whyyy? Luna! I become a secret night guard, and you let your friend kill me every day!"

Sombra cried over his new afterlife filled with torture.

Total words: 201

Goal: 20.1%

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I wanted to write about how Sombra didn't die, but actually became a secret night guard who would secretly attempt to murder Princess Luna. However, he would get in the way of many dangerous things and survive only because he can become a living shadow.