Abused Plots and Short Stories

[Random] [Adventure]

(Rainbow Dash) (Vinyl Scratch)

Cliche? I Think Not!

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She stood outside of a building, hunting for clues; she was a detective on the breakthrough of a case because it had been highly productive hunting for clues in a sepia-toned world instead of the usual noir tone because it's cool to be a detective but boring to use an over used world tone, and she stood plotting out how she would slip into the hideout to steal all the jewels in storage, but what was she thinking, for she was a detective and not a thief, but it was simple enough to bypass this; Rainbow Dash was both a detective and a thief, plotting her master plan with Monopony because chess was boring as soggy old newspapers in her basement... which she did not actually have, but in any case, she slipped into the three story building by quietly crashing through three windows because it would be more awesome to be a ninja and break more than one window at the same time to gain entry, and this noise caused all the guards to look uo in awe at the pony with contrails of prismatic light trailing from her totally not eye catching flanks; the guards were perverts; this was a bank; Rainbow Dash was robbing a bank to get clues to find a criminal suspect; Noticing all the text breaks by the amazing use of the fourth wall, Rainbow Dash created a tornado, throwing all the perverts through the roof and into the next door dump; Rainbow decided to eat a banana to recuperate her strength, and the vault clicked open because of her majesty which radiated off her body like the other waves of light; hours later at Vinyl's rave, Rainbow Dash became another strobe light as she blasted through the ground after learning to fly underground from a page that was selectively held in the vault, called The Thevious Ponyious; "Vinyl," she cried, "I've traced the evidence back to you being the thief-" She interrupted Rainbow Dash's genius by yelling, "Buck you; I told you yesterday that YOU were the thief, and besides, I'm calling the cops on you for destroying my club... again, and also-" Vinyl's sentence was never finished as thousands of bits rain-bowed down on her as Rainbow shouted, "OH, sorry about that, and here; take these legally obtained bits from that safe that I stole them from, so you'll let me go!"

Rainbow Dash was then arrested for theft, breaking and entering, use of illegal world tone, destruction of property, assault, impersonating a detective, murdering a pony with bits, and porn... so mush porn.