Abused Plots and Short Stories

[Random] [Comedy]

(Mane 6) (Pinkie Pie)

The Best Story

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"We have to think girls!" Twilight Sparkle whispered to her friends, trying not to be overheard by the megolithic beast lurking down the street. "We have to stop Armageddon from destroying the world! Heck, it's already destroyed Canterlot and the Princesses can barely hold it off!"

Rarity whispered next. "Twilight, honey. The problem is that we're one pony short to use the Elements of Harmony."

"Uhhh I don't want to be a b-bother-" Fluttershy interrupted Rarity "-But Pinkie is just too far away, at the rock farm."

Every pony furrowed their brows, except for Rarity because she didn't want wrinkles. All around them screams of horror echoed and corpses flew over buildings as the Word-Destroyer rampaged.

"Alright! I got this!" Rainbow dash back up and stood. "Pinkie will come whenever soemone breaks a Pinkie promise right?" They nodded. "So, I'll just make a promise right now!" They gasped! "I Pinkie promise to break this Pinkie promise."

Existence exploded-TWICE!