Waking up in....Equestria.

"Alright amputate subject 0's right arm for cyborg augmentation." The voice spoke. "AND while he is awake."

Meanwhile......

Adusk was waiting patiently in his fathers room. He had told him to wait here because of a breach in the company or something and just as he was about to leave he was stabbed in his back with a sharp needle paralyzing him making him unable to move. And just like that he was carried to the room he one saw that man in strapped to the table. He was thrown on it causing his head to slam against the hard metal, and be strapped everywhere except his right arm. The room then was flurried with surgeons with a table filled with metal objects and bone saws

"Begin the procedure" Spoke a very familiar voice that he recognized to well

"FATHE-" He was cut off by a sharp metal object stabbing into his right arm causing blood to leak from it constantly.

The next 4 minutes were absolute hell for Adusk. And the only thing that was heard in the facility was screams, blood curdling screams of pain.

"AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!" He roared making himself cry so hard blood streamed from his eyes.

Then he realized. Pain. It was all he knew.

Real world

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"AH!" He screamed falling off his sofa.

Ok this was getting stupid. This was the 5th nightmare this week! He hastily got up from his nap after yawning and got up to play some BF4 and getting ready for some music recording with his new gear he bought from Vinyl, He was worn out. He took his phone from his pocket and looked at the time 7:30 PM Should he go to sugar cube corner? Well...he was thirsty...nah. Just then he got a message from Twilight

Twilight: Hey Adusk are you still coming?

Adusk: Fuck off Twilight

Just as he was about to make a smoothie he got a phone call from Twilight

"What?" He spoke calmly

"Look Adusk i know your mad at us but if yo-"

*CALL ENDED*

Jesus i said NO! Can she take a hint? Then....i got another call from her.

"WHAT!? WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT!?" I roared at the end of the phone

"Did you just hang up on me?!" She asked in a pissed tone

"Oh, I'm sorry, Did it sound like this?" I asked putting the phone down.

*CALL ENDED*

One word came to my mind right then. BURN!!!!!!!!!

I knew something was fishy...they seemed nice...like nothing happened. Ah. I was about to walk out the door until i was greeted with another ringing noise coming from my pocket. It was Twilight. Oh for fuck sake.

"What Twilight?!" This was getting ridiculous

"COME TO SUGAR CUBE CORNER OR WE WILL COME TO YOU!!!!!" She threatened

"You know what? I WILL AND I WILL SLAP YOU SILLY WITH A FISH!!!"

"CALL ENDED*

I put my phone back on the home screen and looked at the time. 7:50 PM. Good.......now for that fish.

Twilight's POV

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"Ok girls the spell is ready!" She spoke with enthusiasm in her voice

"Good Twi Ah'm sure he has sum explainin to do." Applejack spoke

"But won't this be invading his privacy gals?" Rainbow spoke

"Good point....But we have to darling" Rarity chimed

"Um..I agree with Rainbow.." Fluttershy spoke hiding behind her hair.

"Me too! that would just make us be a meanie!" Pinkie (aka Sugar4ever) spoke

*BOOM!*

Adusk was standing in the hallway with a fish in his hand.

Adusk's POV

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Ok..time to face the music.

*BOOM!*

"I came to kick ass and slap you with a fish." I spoke slapping the fish on my palms

"Wat?" They all spoke unison

I then walked up to Twilight with a goofy grin and reeled my hand back like a baseball player does with a bat, And...3...2...1...

*SLAP!!!!!* Twilight was knocked unconscious with a bruise on her cheek

"HEY!!!" Rainbow and Applejack shouted charging and flying at me.

*SLAP!* *SLAP!* So...much....fun!

Next was Rarity.

*SLAP!*

Fluttershy fainted for me at the sight of this. So...1+ point for making them unconscious themselves

Pinkie was next with a fish like me with a goofy grin

"You have long to go young fishawan.." I spoke impersonating Yoda "Use the fish!"

Then i threw the fish at Pinkie knocking her down for the count.

And after that the crowd of sugar cube corner was charging at me in rows with a pissed look on their faces. Que slaps in....

*SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!* *SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!*

That. Was. Epic. All of the crowd were unconscious except Vinyl who was laughing her ass off with her phone recording me. I walked over to her and said the only thing that came to mind.

"Hai"

*Slap*

"OW! THAT. WAS. AWESOME." She said with her jaw hung open "Mind if i upload this to Ponytube?"

"Be my guest Vinyl" I spoke "Be my guest"

2 HOURS LATER

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I looked at the video once more. Vinyl had gave me credit and was freaking out because of the view count. How much you may ask? 7 MILLION

And 6 Million likes. I got so much hate and threat spam from the people i bitch slapped because Vinyl put my number in the description.

Well. I'm gonna need another fish.

Vinyl's POV

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"BWAHAHAHAHAH!" I roared in laughter

The video was funny even if I had played it 25 times

He was so gonna be pissed because i put his number in the description. But hey...I'm Scratch. Then my phone screen turned to a call screen.

Oh what a call from Adusk?

*CLICK*

Adusk's POV

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"VINYL GET YO ASS DOWN HERE CAUSE I AM GONNA SLAP YOU SILLY WITH A FISH!!!!!" I roared at the end of the phone