Waking up in....Equestria.

Groans could be heard from all of sugar cube corner. They shouldn't have messed with Adusk and his fish slapping skills. Seriously. They stunk of fish and had bruises covering their faces. They all wanted one thing. Revenge. And it was gonna stink for him. (GET IT? HUH? Ok....)

Meanwhile....

"TAKE IT VINYL!" Adusk roared "TAKE IT ALL!!!!"

*SLAP!*  *SLAP!*  *SLAP!* *SLAP!*

"Stop please Adusk!" She shouted

"I'm gonna slap you silly with this fish!!!"

"Stop chasing me and we can talk this out!" She suggested

"I'M GONNA SLAP THE SHIT OUT OF YOU VINYL!"

Meaaaaaaaaaaaanwhile at sugar cube cornerz.

"Ok guys we have all the slap stuff we can use. Dough...Butter in a sock..." Pinkie spoke

"Ok! so this is the plan!"

20 Minutes later,  Adusk's POV

"Ahhh...nothing better than playing on my Xbox......"

Then suddenly footsteps began to get closer and closer chanting:

"SLAP WAR SLAP WAR!"

I looked out the window and saw all of the people I slapped unconscious in sugar cube corner were across the street.

"Shit." Was all that came out of my mouth

I immediately went into my kitchen and grabbed 2 fishes and swung my door open.

"WE DECLARE A SLAP WAR!" A voice at the front shouted

"I'll win!" I spoke

"Ha! How? two-hundred of us and one of you!"

"Yeah...well.....your a fuckin faggot..."

"BEGIN!!!!" He shouted

My eyes were now the size of pin pricks. I had..200 ponies coming for me. I took out my Iphone put a song on and jumped on a cart pushing me towards the crowd.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?list=PLkgWEYvTsgqHO6vTqQEqWxBlW_6ykRmYz&v=ktvTqknDobU

*SLAP!* *SLAP!* *SLAP!* *SLAP!*

I had knocked 30 out with my fish weapons and was still going for the count. Then Vinyl jumped in front of me and slapped me in my face with a salmon causing me to get pushed back from the crowd.

"BOOM! THAT'S FOR THE SHOP!" She laughed

Oh. HELL. NAW. I IS THE FISH SLAPPING CHAMPION.

*[/size]SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!*

"BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!" I laughed

I had just slapped her so hard the she went straight through 2/10 of the whole of the crowd.

87 down.

I quickly ran inside my house and locked the door behind me. I needed something better. IDEA. I went into my garage and grabbed my potato cannon. This was gonna be fun....and possibly stupid.....

5 Minutes later

Its done.....Muhahahaha! I grabbed all the stuff resembling to fish i could find and booted the door open.

"YOU WANNA PLAY RUFF?!" I shouted to them all "ALRIGHT. SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FISH MY LITTLE PONYS!!"

*[size=2em]SLAP!* *[size=2em][/size]SLAP!*

5 Minutes of screams, fish, stink and fish later.

"MUHAHAHAHA!" I laughed "You thought you could beat me? Don't make me laugh."

Just like sugar cube corner. the battlefield was full of fish, Dough and Butter in a sock? Anyway all of them except maybe 14 were unconscious again.

Meh. I'm bored

*SLAP!*

I slapped myself in my face.