
...Why?!
Equestria. A good place to be. Actually, a great place to be. ...Unless you are crazier than Discord. You ask why? Ugh. Oh, great; we got another clueless weeaboo! Roll it from the-What do you mean we don't have the tape, how are we supposed to-Damn!
In the land of Equestria, there exists one major concept that took place during the period when Discord's reign came to an end by Celestia and Luna...or would have been if not before him enacting a law that not even the two Sisters can change. The rule; while simple has been the constant downfall of many important things; Starswirl never invented his signature spells, The Wonderbolts never existed. And the worst of the worst; nobody cared.
The rule is this; if you want screw up someone's day, then just go for it. What could be the worst thing to happen?
Well, just ask Spike.



5118 words: Estimated 26 minutes to read
3 Chapters:
- Cue The Fanfare! 2016-01-13 02:38:24 UTC2050
- 200 Miles Upside The Side Of Spike's Head 2018-02-19 19:18:38 UTC1942
- A Dragon And Bird Show 2019-04-09 15:32:09 UTC1126