2 Idiots Addicted to Shrooms

Chapter 2

Forming an Army and The First Battle.

What Apple Jack realized was that if she formed an army, she could conquer this annoying world. Then, randomly, she gained some kind of ability from the War Shrooms. The ability to make Shroom Soldiers to form her army. She got Rainbow to join as LCDR(Lieutenant Commander). She trained her army for 28 intense days.

*********28 days later***********

AJ and her army were ready. They, at least 6,000,000,000 Shroom Soldiers, marched into Ponyville first, loaded with AK-47s, Bazookas, Machine Guns, Tanks, Cannons, Grenades, Fighter Jets, 2 Atom Bombs, Shotguns, Swords, War Planes etc. and couldn't have been more unstoppable. Not even the Royal Guard could stop them. "READY! AIM! FIRE!!!!!" Shouted LCDR Rainbow Dash. And it started. The Shroom Wars have officially started. This marked the beginning of something like the Civil War, except worse. "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! WHOSE GONNA STOP ME NOW?! HAHAHAHAHA!" Laughed Rainbow. Then a Royal Guard Soldier charged RD. But he got knocked back by not RD, not AJ, but an.... ape- no human- with a baseball bat?! "HOME RUN MOTHERFUCKER! HOW YOU GONNA STOP ROBOSHOCK?!" Yelled Roboshock. "Hi I'm Roboshock, but call me Robo. I am here to help you. I too want my revenge on Celestia for banishing me to deep in the Ever Free Forest. Can i join?" Explained Roboshock, after somehow freezing time. Then he unfroze time. Everyone started charging them. But Roboshock used some kind of Black Magic to knock them all back. "Sure! You can be Lieutenant." Said AJ. "Thanks. I won't fail you." He said. The first fight... VICTORY FOR THE SHROOM ARMY.