2 Idiots Addicted to Shrooms

Chapter 1

Shroom

Shrooms Day.(get it? instead of doomsday? LMFAO!) The day that the Shroom Wars began. General AppleJack, LCDR (Lieutenant Commander) Rainbow Dash, Commander Shroom and their Shroom Army. And here's how it started:

Rainbow and AJ were walking around when RD fell on a mushroom and got it in his mouth. But it was kind of... tasty. "Hey... AJ this is tasty!" Rainbow said while eating more of it. She then pulled AJ down to the ground and stuffed some in her mouth. Before she could spit it out, she too realized it was tasty. They both gathered a whole crap load of them before heading home. When they got to their separate paths they were so high, they kissed each other for about 5 minutes straight.

----------------------The Next Day-------------------------

AJ and RD met at Sugarcube Corner.

"Hey Apple Jack and Rainbow Dash. You look weird. Is someth-" She was cut off by a punch in the face. "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Thats what you get for saying we look weird!" Said AJ before bucking Pinkie. Pinkie went flying into the wall. "FUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFU! WE WILL DESTROY THIS WORLD!"Shouted RD before grabbing AJ and running. At Twilight's Library.....

"Lets lite this place!" Rainbow whispered before striking a match and putting it against the wood. 2 minutes later....

"Twilight i smell smoke- HOLY CRAP! TWILIGHT THE LIBRARY IS ON FIRE!" Yelled Spike from upstairs. Twilight grabbed Spike after she too smelled smoke and they ran. They barely got out alive. "WHO WOULD DO THIS?!" Asked Twilight. "WE DID IT YOU LITTLE SON OF A B*TCH!" AJ shouted while running up with a Bazooka and an AK-47. "APPLE JACK W- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" Screamed Twilight when Apple jack got close enough to shoot. AJ realized something. It made her run away with an evil smile on her face.