Anti-Brony Sky Soldier

I put my concheror on and begin the slow but constant regen.

I get a good glimpse of the town. Couple of one stories, and a few 2 or 3 stories.

*BOOOOM*

“ahhhhhh shit” as I fly forward and come within the town grounds. Back rattle with pain.

What ever hit me hit me with some kinda buckshot…

Or confetti? What?

Gota find cover quick. Although the town looks like is functional. All I see is the once living streets that held people.

Aww who cares. I go up to a random building and try the door. Locked.

“Yo whoever is in there let me in before I get shot down!”

*more clicks of locks are heard and a possible table is being moved to barricade the door*

“What the fuck is wrong with you. Letting a soldier die like this?”

*boooom*

I have just the time to kick a cart down as a mess of confetti buck shot hits my cover. A few holes are even made it through the dam thing.

I immediately run over to stall and take cover again . Hopefully the person is too busy reloading there buckshot bazooka.

I take a risk and peer my head to see what I’m fighting. A canon stands, small wisps of smoke come out of the muzzle as it stands without its attacker.

“sigh” I swap out my jumper for my stock (Stock Launcher, GunBoats, and Frying Pan. Feels just the same as my shovel but I pulled it out for some reason) just in time to see a pink horse standing in front of me holding a cupcake on its head.

*Grabs the horse and mutes the muzzle with his hand*

Fuck. I can’t let the attacker figure my position now that he has another gun somewhere searching for me.

Pink (designated for its loud pink color) starts to squirm around.

Not wanting speak in fear of being heard I lower my voice and try to calm the thing down.

“Not sure if you can understand shit, but right now I am playing a very serious game of hide-n-seek right now that may determine my life. Now shut the fuck up before I break something in you”

I probably shouldn't break anything in this things body cause it will sound in pain. But it seemed to calm down the dam thing.

Wait.

My hands now hold nothing. Just holding the ghost Pink once was.

Then I feel a weight on my head. And its fuckin Pink.

Now is a time to relocate. I throw Pink off and run. I hear explosions of canons as they take shot.

Strafing the best I can and knock down a large stand and hope the thing can withstand the shots.

Hopefuly the shooter has lost my where abouts and I am no longer spoted.

Except I was. Sitting behind my new cover is...Pink. I look at it and figure it out. A fugin Reality Bender.

Like me are uncommon. Most though are even rarer. Probably because they were killed off young considering the fact they had the power to make you stop existing with a single thought.

I figure that it is a lower level Bender. Only able to manipulate non-living objects and itself.

Any how back to the story. I am quite amazed, not by the fact that I found a Bender but by the fact that in its mouth is a note. In ‘Merican. Though I can’t read most of the shit anyhow.

I do get a few words though. Here’s what I can read.

“Hello. My ____ is _____ ____ . Can _  join ___ ______ ? ______ _______ __________ ________ ________fun!”

(actual words for some curious people “Hello. My name is Pinke Pie. Can I join your game? This looks super duper trooper fun!)

Anyhow I don’t care. Seeing that this thing may spawn an anvil on me sooner or later cause it wants to have fun, I shove Pink away and say “nah”.

See. It understands its head looks quite sad. Even its mane agrees.

But hell I’m trying to survive getting pierced with confetti.

“Here’s the thing this is not fun. I am trying to find where this person is before they find me and I have to end them before the same happens to me. If you could find the one who pulled that canon by all means do it. But for now don’t get collateralized.”

Another note comes out “I ______ to show ___ __  _____ cannon __ YOU! Do ___ like __?

(I wanted to show you my party cannon to YOU! Do you like it?)

Takes a while but I figure thing out. This Pink Bender spawned Buckshot-Confetti cannons to try and kill me just to have a bloody fun time. Gaben dam me.

*Frying pan sounds as it connects with Pinks skull*

Crit. Nice. Pink goes into Ko I think, or maybe dead, anyhow a pool of red starts to form round its head and I take its Horse-Tag.

Kinda hard to squeeze into the spy-tech bag but it makes it in.

Job well done. Now time to get the thanks and praise from the locals for killing the Pink Bender.

*gets shot by a purple cow mangler shot*