Anti-Brony Sky Soldier

A road.

Nothing to weird besides a sign that is hard to translate. With only a few words recognizable. Such as ‘happiest’, ‘population’, and ‘ponyvile’.

‘Ponyvile’? Ugh. To bring a Anti into a world that he hates is bad enough. But to bring one Lock and load for a kill. That seems like a good trade off.

*Gets knocked onto his back by what seems a blue cannon ball*

“Shit, uhhhhg. Feels like the time when a Pro double donker came to a server and rektd a everyone in the server.”

*stands up only to be kicked forward and stood on*

Whatever is on me is probably alive and probably the one that attacked me. Because is is neighing like crazy at my face.

The dam thing starts to ‘punch’ and kick me constantly. Over and Over. Couple to the face, four to the gut, and many more healthpoints more.  I get a few seconds to see my attacker when it shoves me into the sign.

Some kind of weird short donkey of the sorts. Shorter, and sports the colors of a hippie. Blue into total with some kind of trippy mane that changes color.

Can’t tell who's on drugs at this point. Me, racked up in pain. Or the thing that looks like a pony…

“That word” quietly in pain.

I rise up slowly and painfully. But surely get up.

The pony now looks at me in what can be called astonishment and wonder to the thing it just beat to near comatoses. It begins to bray and, i’m not joking, trying to mouth out words.

I don’t realize it was trying to comunicate till the aftermath. Because now my soldier spirit is turned on.

*does the soldier stock shovel taunt*

“CHARGE!!!”

I take a good swing at the enemy only to wiff the air.

*duck*

If you have never fought this type of creature then I will describe this one.. If a Projectile and a Hit-Scan gave birth while on drugs, this is what it would shit out.

As the pony rockets past me I get an edge. It leaves one hell of a trail. A rainbow of the sort seems to follow it like a weak spot. Very beneficial to me.

The animal seems to use a kinda hit and run tactic. Charging in to take a punch, then using the cloud cover to get another attack off.

A two ways I could fight this. One, find the patterns of this creature and let it run into my shovel when it passes by. Although I will probably be at -40 healthpoints by that point. Or do things the way of a Sky Soldier.

I dequip the Stock weapon I was carrying and use my Jumper loadout. (Rocket Jumper, Mantreads, MG)

*bonk*

Fucking thing decided to conk me in the head.

This fucking hurts. Better finish this off. Then I can get to that town and see how the locals survive these kind of animals.

As the animal goes up to the clouds again to ready another attack I change to the offensive.

“Screaming Eagles!” (my mentor would be proud)

I then rocketjump to where the the rainbow was last seen. In a cloud that serves as good cover.

I then break that cover to find the thing jaw open in complete puzzlement as I thwack 195 damage.

The thing starts falling and, yet I am confused, lands on a cloud below it. I then begin falling and as I do I grab my enemy down and take a crunching 40 points of damage.

These things have some high Health I have to admit.  My Market Gardener just knocked it out, or comatose, can’t tell.

Either way I am not letting this thing run wild and kill another human.

So I take the Pegasus…

*my head starts to throb with hatred and anger from the word*

...and snap its wings till I can hear many strong snaps and a groan come from the horse.

That definitely should incapacitate it for a carnivore to come and end this demonic creatures life.

But before I go I cut off the tail and fashion it in horse-tag style. (duct tape the cut part) and move on toward civilization.