A researcher is trying to create a new and more powerful stimulant. Unfortunately for him, headquarters keeps sending him incompetent and idiotic test subjects.

A spin off of The Canterlot Vaults, Six to Eight Weeks Dungeon, The Adventures of Batsy Fluffentuft the Magnificent, Arachnophillia, Unicorn Horns Are Made Of Candy, What Does the Fox Say?, Frostbite the Snowmare, That one strange story about a donkey., and A Frog's Life (With video!), all by ocalhoun. Written for ocalhoun's Big 250k Contest.