Cupcake inspired Stories
RamenCakes
Previous ChapterNext ChapterSonnet's disappearance had confused the owner of the noodle shop.
Ramen had searched high and low for the other mare only to find nothing, just an empty archive and no trace of her dear friend.
This bothered her greatly…Sonnet was never one to just up and leave without telling anypony.
The brown earth pony mare with the toxic green hair sighed softly as she leaned on the bartop of her shop.
It was a little after noon and it had been a week since she had last seen Sonnet, usually Sonnet came to the shop for a bowl of buckwheat noodles in a vegetable broth for breakfast, but no show.
"Where are you Sonnet?" Ramen whispered, it was a slow day, there weren't that many customers and Ramen was thankful for that.
At the bar sat Pinkie Pie, she noted the worry in Ramen Spice's eyes and she smiled inwardly, she had just found the way she could get Ramen alone and to her place.
"What's wrong, Ramen?" she asked, shocking herself with just how sincere that was.
Even if she planned to do what she planned to do, she still thought of the other pony as a comrade in the arts of cooking.
And if something was bothering her, Pinkie wanted to know how she could help.
"Oh, Pinkie, when did you get here? Sorry, I'm just a little distracted, Sonnet's gone missing and I don't know where she would have gone, or why she would have gone without telling me." the brown earth-pony mare sighed in a heavy manner and shifted so she was looking at the pink mare.
"I'm sorry Ramen, hey! You wanna come over to my place while I get some things? I mean, I'm sure I can help you out, I mean, if you want help finding her, that is!" she grinned and Ramen looked around her shop slowly, the last of the customers was trotting out, she nodded slowly.
"Sure why not, it's a slow day at any rate…" she said and she trotted around the bar and put up a be back soon <3 sign and when Pinkie exited she locked it and they both began to walk towards the Bakehouse.
"It's just weird you know? Sonnet isn't the type of pony to just leave without telling anypony, she's very…kind like that." Ramen stated.
"What if something important came up?" Pinkie asked.
"She still would have left a note or something, but I've been through the archives so many times, and even Celestia doesn't know where's she's gone to!" Ramen returned.
"You asked Celestia?" Pinkie asked.
Ramen nodded.
"Yeah, they were good friends when Sonnet was a filly, Celestia even taught her magic! So I figured if anyone knew where Sonnet was, it would be Celestia…"
They were almost there when Pinkie held a cupcake out to Ramen.
"You look sad, here! This will perk you right up!" she said as she grinned at the other mare.
Ramen looked at the cupcake, it did look really good.
She took it and ate it, when it was gone they began to walk again.
"Oh, that was yummy…" she said with a sigh and a smile. "I kinda wanted to ask you if you wanted to try and do a collaboration with me…I was thinking of ideas for a sweet chocolate dessert bowl… and I…." she stumbled, her head feeling heavy, "and I was….oooh, Pinkie?" she asked and as they walked through the door, Ramen Spice fell over.
The last thing she remembered seeing was Pinkie Pie smiling down at her in a demented manner and the thought -well this cant be good- passed through her mind.
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When she woke up she was met with darkness.
She was also cold.
She tried to move and found she had been secured down to something.
Her back hurt and jaw hurt, and she thought she could hear hoof-steps in the room she was in.
She blinked a few more times, she could make out vauge shapes, one looked like a pony, a pony with a long tri-colored tail.
"Smphhfff…" she tried to call out, but noticed she was gagged by a ball-gag.
She blinked in shock and then everything came back to her.
She had been talking to Pinkie Pie about the absence of Sonnet, they were going to go to Sugarcube corner to get something, Pinkie had given her a cupcake, and she had gotten dizzy and fallen over.
-Oh no…- she thought, she got this sick feeling in her stomach and she squirmed in her bonds.
A spot-light came on, illuminating the pony before her, sure enough, a long tri-colored tail with the familiar green, white, and purple shades was presented, though the colors had dulled down a bit.
The body of the pony before her was also a dark shade of grey, and it too looked dulled.
"Mfffhfffm!" Ramen called out, struggling again, and another light flared on, Ramen winced when this happened because this one was far brighter.
The pony that stepped forward caused Ramen's heart to pick up its beating.
It was Pinkie Pie, but she was dressed in something horrifying.
The patchwork dress made from skin patches with cutie-marks on it was one thing, but the severed unicorn horns and the pegasi wings caused tears to lift in her eyes.
As she looked the dress over she saw the quill that use to belong to Sonnet and that was when the tears began to fall.
Pinkie Pie skipped over to her with a grin on her face and she unfastened the ball gag.
"Bonjour Ramen Spice! Did you have a good nap!? I hope you did! Because now you and I are going to have suuuuch fun together, isn't that right Sonnet?" she scooted over to the other pony and turned her to face Ramen, Sonnet's eyes had been gouged out, so blank black holes gazed at her, Pinkie worked Sonnet's mouth.
"You Bet'cha! Let's have so much fun Pinkie!" she did in the best 'Sonnet' impersonation she could.
Pinkie then giggled and looked at Ramen.
"To think I got to spend more time with you! The element of Joy! This is going to be soooo special for the both of us!"
Ramen was terrified, she trembled and closed her eyes, gulping hard.
"What…what do you plan on doing with me?" she asked, looking for any way out, she had to get out, she had to find somepony, tell somepony that laughter had lost her mind.
Pinkie Pie lifted to her hind-legs and she placed her front legs on either of Ramen's shoulders, she pressed her forehead to Ramen's and she smiled weakly.
"I plan on getting to know you, inside and out…" she murred and then she pushed away and she moved over to a table and pulled a cloth off it.
Ramen saw it was covered in sharp blades and medical tools, Pinkie Pie picked up a scalpel and skipped over to Ramen.
The Brown earth-pony was shaking so hard, she swallowed and she looked down at the other.
"You don't have to do this, I….I wont tell anypony, in fact, I'll help you! I'll help you get your victims, please, please don't do this!" she cried out, her eyes wide in fear, she couldn't believe the words she spoke, Pinkie pie paused, as if she were considering the offer, she then smirked in a dark manner.
"Nah, I don't need any help…" and she sunk the blade into Ramen's left foreleg.
The earth pony let out a scream of pain and felt the tears streaming down her cheeks.
Pinkie Pie continued to do what she was doing, and in a few moments Ramen felt this hot burning pain as the pink mare tore her cutie marks off her.
The Pink mare twirled and giggled as she did this, holding up the two cutie marks and she waved them in front of her.
"Yay! I got two new cutie marks!" she cooed and then set them down on the table, she then turned back to Ramen Spice and she moved back towards her.
"Now then, you really arent all that important, I mean you dont have any magic, unless you are in element mode, and you dont have wings so you cant fly, so I guess that I'm going to have to just find other ways to amuse myself with you."
Ramen shook her head slowly.
"What's gotten into you?" she asked, "Are you seriously going to kill me, and did you really just say I wasnt important!?"
Pinkie Pie grinned.
"Yeah, well,you know, aside from being a really cool cook, And Awesome at parties, there really isnt anything special about you."
Ramen Spice blinked and then frowned.
"I'm the element of joy!" she growled. "And you really really shouldnt be doing this!" she looked over at Sonnet's form, the way it just stood there,a book open in front of it was unnerving.
She then looked back over at Pinkie who was pulling something over to them.
It looked like a cart.
"You're crazy, how did this happen!?" Ramen asked and Pinkie Pie shook her head.
"I'm just following orders...that's all...."
"Who's orders?!" Ramen asked and she then blinked as Pinkie held up a cat'o'nine tails and grinned.
"That's not for you to worry about!" She spleed and struck out with the weapon.
The barbed nine tails of the whip struck out across Ramen's face, cutting holes in her features.
She cried out in pain, tears falling down her cheeks and mixing with the blood from the wounds, Pinkie continued to whip at Ramen Spice's body.
The brown earth pony sobbed as she was whaled upon by this psychotic pink mare.
When Pinkie finally stopped her whipping she was panting and sweating a little.
"Whoo, hoo, hoo!" She crowed, "Now /that/ was a cardio workout! Fun Fun!" she said and she dropped the whip and smiled lightly to the now panting and sobbing Ramen Spice.
"Why did you kill Sonnet!?" Ramen asked.
"I drew her number, like I drew yours, these things happen Spicey..." she said softly and she sighed gently. "Well, at least now, on the plus side, you will get to meet up with Sonnet again."
Pinkie Pie laughed at this and she turned back to the cart and lifted up a scalpel and a butcher knife.
"I think it's time we stared the harvest dont you?" she asked and she set the blades down and plunged a needle into Ramen's neck, the earth mare let out a yelp of pain and looked at Pinkie in a dulled manner.
"...What did...." she started, her gaze unfocusing for a moment.
Pinkie giggled again,
"That'll numb you so you can stay awake for the whole process..."
"...Dont kill me....please....please...." Ramen whispered, "Please, I've got....so much....I've....." she choked on her tears and shook her head slowly. "Please dont kill me...."
Pinkie Pie smiled weakly and then began to make the incisions, humming happily as she did so.
Ramen watched in a dulled manner, as her own skin was pulled back and her organs were exposed.
She watched as Pinkie removed one of her kidneys, a gallbladder, and then she stopped and lifted her gaze to look at Ramen Spice, who was trembling while she watched Pinkie Pie do all this.
"I really feel as though I didnt have enough fun with you, Spicey....and I cant help but feel that if I had gotten to know you better, this might have been less empty...." she huffed, she then looked up at Ramen. "For the Element of Joy you didnt seem all that happy in your last moments, and I'm sorry, I guess that's my fault, just know, if there had been any other way, I wouldnt have done this to you..." she smiled sadly, Ramen closed her eyes and shook her head.
"....Get help Pinkie Pie...." she said, "Before you kill someone really dear to you...."
Pinkie Pie frowned and she reached up and placed her hooves on Ramen's heart and pulled it free, she was sprayed with blood and the Brown mare was listless.
Pinkie Pie couldnt help but feel a little hollow, this one hadnt been as much fun as she had thought it would be.
After Pinkie had cleaned up she went back to the bowl and sighed softly.
So many numbers, she reached in and pulled up two, they clung together and Pinkie Pie smirked.
"Ooooh a couple! I've never got to do two ponies at once!" she giggled and she looked at the pictures of the pegasus and unicorn that were next.
"I'm sure that one will cheer me right up, now then, how do I get 'em?" she murmured, a twisted smile parted her lips and she couldnt help but laugh.
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