Free To A Good Home

1,500 years.  That is how long I have been the Crystal Empress.  My daughter, Princess Flurry Heart, Married her fifth husband just last week.  He's a simple Baker's Apprentice, but that doesn't matter to me.  He loves her, furry exoskeleton and all.

I am Mi Amore Cadenza; former human mercenary; Queen of the Changelings; Ruler of the Crystal Empire; And Mother of Flurry Heart, First born of the Halflings.  This is my Autobiography, released to the world, uncensored, so that others may know the truth.