Diamond Fang the Epic: Birth of Pandemonium

“I am no one, and my existence is nothingness. Or at least that’s what the voices in my head tell me. Though I know that this was not always the case. I use to be someone, my life was more than this empty and lifeless pit.”

“Ughh!  Are we really doing this shit again?!”(E)

“Hmm. I don’t know why you’re acting so surprised. I mean we go through this, every day. Don’t we.”(W)

“Yes! Every fucking day this dick, torturers us with his never ending rambling of “Who am I? Why do I exist? Am I real?” bullshit!”(E)

“Heheh I actually find it funny.”(W)

“Well that makes one of us at least.”(E)

“As, I was saying before I was so, rudely interrupted. I didn’t use to be like this, while I may not remember the exact details of it due to the pain.”

“You Don’t even have a name!”(E)

“But just like my name! It was taken from me. My past, and my memories became nothing more than my enemies play things.”

“Oh really now! Well why don’t you tell us your “enemies” name.”(W)

“I…I can’t.”

“I’m sorry what was that. I’m going to need you speak up. I’m afraid that I’m, a bit deaf due to all of your previous screams of pain.”(R)

“OH! You mean when he was screaming like the little useless bitch that he is. HAHAHA! Now that was funny. He would be all like ‘I’m…. I’m…. I’m Eughhhhh! I…I... Aghhhhh! Fuck Fuck… Why Can’t I remember!’ YAARRRGGGGH!”(E)

(sigh) "Fuck you guys.”

“Ha! Did you hear that. It sounds like the bitch has forgotten his place.”(E)

“Heh. Let him have that at least, I mean he’s not even real.”(W)

“Ughh. For Eons I've waited in this gray and lifeless prison.”

“Eons! it’s only been 3 months…. Right? …. Right? Oh no…. How long have we been in here? I... I can’t tell anymore.”(E)

“What?!.... What? What you say? Do we have pizza in here? What the fuck kind of question is that? You know what!? No We Got Pizza Just Let Me pull it out of my ass real quick.”(W)

“What the Fuck is Pizza?”(both E&C)

“…. I…. Don’t know.”(W)

“So I waited. Waiting in agony for an end that will never come. No name, and no memories. I mean fuck was I even actually alive in the first place.”

“For, the fuckthousandth time No!”(E)

“No... What?”(W)

“He’s asking if he’s real or alive again. And, we both know what happens if he stays on that line of thought for too long.”(E)

“How can he be real he doesn’t have a heart? Hell he’s not really even a, he since he doesn’t have a dick?”(W)

(starts hyperventilating) “WHAT? I…... I don’t have Jr anymore!”

(all feel a jolt of pain.)“UGHHHHH! You! Dumb! Bitch!” (E&W )

(still Hyperventilating) “I…. I…. Lost MY JR!”

( the pain shooting through their minds increase) “NAAAURRRGGHHHH! FUCKING STOP! You, useless waist of space!” (E&W)

“What do you mean anymore? You never had one to begin with, plus you need to calm down. I mean you don’t even have a body. So, how the fuck would that work? You’d just be a floating dick.”(W)

“Correction I’d be a giant floating dick!”

“Hahaha ah man now that was funny. But still think about in all of the time you’ve been here have you ever once needed to go to the bathroom?”(W)

“FINE! I’ll admit that you do have a point. But, that doesn’t change the point that I know this life, this world, and this prison are all wrong!”

(groans outwardly) “For Fuck sakes! Have you ever thought that… Oh I don’t know? That might just be you who’s wrong? I mean, what type of living creature would willingly cause itself harm… Huh answer that for me. I mean you come up with lie after lie about who or what you are. And, for what to cause all of us pain I mean what the fuck is wrong with you! Do you get off on it or something? Huh do you?! That’s the only reason why I can see you causing all of us pain. That or you’re the biggest sadistic DICK! TO EVER CURSE LIFE WITH YOUR MERE EXISTANCE!”(E)

“Well I wouldn’t say he’s doing it willingly. He just won’t stop lying to himself. It’s actually kinda sad. If you stop to think about it.”(W)

“NO! NO! I don’t need or want your fucking pity!”

“And, who the fuck, are you to be pitied by us! Huh!  OHHH! That’s right a nobody. You don’t have a heart, mind, body, or a soul. So, there’s nothing for us to pity. I mean should we pity garbage because that’s what you are! Nay in all honesty you’re worse than garbage. YOURE SPACE TRASH!!! And, the sad part is deep down you know it. Because if you didn’t every day would be just as painful as when you first arrived here. SO! Tell us why do you even exist, and why should we pity WORTHLESS GARBAGE LIKE YOU!”(E)

“The…. Th... The only place I find relief is in my dreams.”(E)

“Which is yet, another figment of your imagination. I mean how can you dream when you don’t sleep?”(W)

“If there is any proof that I'm alive it would be my dreams.”

“Wow. He just completely sidestepped the question.”(E)

“And, the never ending pain that comes with it.”

“The pain comes because your lying to not only yourself, but us as well, and our little prison here doesn’t like liars. In case you haven’t realized.” (W)

(sighs deeply) “Yet, even though this world is gray and bleak.”

“How, can you see this “gray and bleak” world without eyes huh? Tell me. Please tell me.”(E)

“Yes. Tell us. Hehe why don’t you try describing your prison to us huh... Oh wait you can’t. Because to do that you’d need eyes.” (W)

“Not even it can escape the claws of change.”

“Oh you mean the thing you’re running from?”(E)

“W…Wh…What?”

“He asked if you were talking about the thing that you’re running from. The very thing that you refuse to face. So, you come up with all of these delusions of grandeur to hide like the little bitch you are." (W)

“OHHH! You just got burned!” (E) (The sound of a mighty fist bump echoed through the prison)

“FFFFUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKKK! LET ME OUT OF HERE!”

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